"Mellowbrook! are you ready for the one, the only, the greatest suburban dare devil of all time, Kick Buttowski!" the announcer shouted. Kick appeared on stage in a puff of smoke.

"hello Mellowbrook!" Kick shouted. the crowd went nuts. "now I don't usually make a big deal out of where I tour too, but I had to specifically book a show here for the best place in the world, my home town!" Kick said the crowd quiet listening to him. "23 years I've been doing this now and it's the best thing in the world, but you know doing all these tours would be impossible without my manager and best friend since childhood, Gunther!" Kick said. Gunther walked out with a microphone.

"you know, they can't hear anything but you right?" Gunther ask.

"my show, it's supposed to be all about me." Kick smirked. Gunther rolled his eye's.

"two weeks in Ireland, two weeks in Turkey, three weeks in Sweden, two in Russia, two in Australia, and so many other places. 1 year we've been on tour. thats pretty amazing." Gunther said.

"really amazing. I was 22 yesterday, sleeping in my bed in my apartment, woke up this morning 23 and on a flight back home." Kick chuckled. Gunther rolled his eye's again. "but it's great to be back in Mellowbrook to do my last stunt of the tour. before I do my stunt, I'd like to address something. as a kid I was pushed around and bullied because of my stunts and my height. it didn't bother me about my stunts, but for those of you who picked on my height, guess what bitches, I'm nearly six foot and tower over most of you." Kick smirked. "but I'm not here to brag. as a kid people thought my stunts were stupid, childish, and cute, cause I was a kid." Kick said.

"get on with it." Gunther said. Kick huffed.

"anyway, the point is, my stunts get pretty dangerous, I almost died in Ireland when someone jumped into the stunt ring. I tried to dodge them and nearly got myself killed. so before I start I just want to say, stay in your seats. stay out of the danger area. I am a professional. I've been doing this all my life. I know what I'm doing and how to do it. okay? so just stay out of the way." Kick said. he waived Gunther off stage, his motorcycle appearing in the middle of the stage. Kick walked over to it.

"be careful Kick." Gunther whispered. Kick gave him a thumbs up and his usual smug smirk. he hopped on and started it up. his back tire spun like crazy as he counted down in his head. he reached one and took off. Gunther bit his lip watching. he was a little nervous about this stunt. they had a specially built ramp that attatched to a 100 story tall tower, Kick would use it to get started, then drive all the way up the tower. once at the top Kick would jump off the bike, skateboard down the building, do a few flips and land back on the motorcycle. Kick was ready, his adrenaline was pumping more then before. half way up the building, his motorcycle choked.

"what?"Kick muttered, trying repeatedly to start the bike up again as he quickly rolled back down. "shit! shit! shit shit shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!" Kick shouted as he feel. the bike no longer on the side of the building.

"Kick!!!!" Gunther shouted. Kick continued to try and save his stunt but the motorcycle refused to start, not even making a sound. Kick looked down, realizing that there was nothing he could do he was going to die. suddenly the bike slammed him into the tower and he let go of it. the crowd was screaming in horror, panicing. Gunther ran out towards the tower, dodging the motorcycle as he did so. "Kick!" Gunther shouted. Kick couldn't hear him, having been knocked out when he was slammed into the tower. Gunther waited until Kick was close enough, then put his arms out, catching him quickly. he layd him down gently as the paramedics ran over. Gunther took his helmet off and sat it down. there was a dent in the side of it, but that could be fixed. there was a gash in the side of Kicks head though and it was gushing blood. "Kick! Kick! wake up!" Gunther shouted shaking him. the paramedics pushed him away though, loading Kick up in the ambulance. Gunther stood, grabbing Kicks helmet. "I want cops here now. that bike didn't cut out for no reason. I want answers!" Gunther shouted. one of the stage hands nodded and Gunther went off after the ambulance.

*the hospital*

Kick groaned softly. he knew right away where he was, he'd been in this hospital so many times, but he wasn't sure what happened. he looked down, there was a hand holding his. it was Gunthers of course, his boyfriend was always worried when he ended up in the hospital.

"Gunther." Kick muttered. his head was cloudy and he was dizzy, but he wanted to know what happened. he reached over and yelped, realizing he couldn't move one of his arms. he looked down it was broken. he took his hand from Gunthers and shook his arm. "Gunther. wake up." Kick said. Gunther slowly opened his eyes and yawned softly.

"Kick? hey you're awake." Gunther smiled.

"Gunther what happened?" Kick ask.

"Gordie found out you were back, sabotaged your as a welcome home present." Gunther replied.

"my head hurts." Kick muttered. Gunther showed him his helmet.

"you hurt your head really bad." Gunther replied. Kick nodded slightly.

"that 50 story fall and only broke my arm?" Kick ask.

"you broke it when the motorcycle slammed you against the tower. thats how you hurt your head too." Gunther said. "but you didn't really think I'd let you slam into the ground did you?" Gunther ask. it was then Kick noticed the sling on Gunthers arm.

"you.... you caught me?" Kick ask confused. Gunther nodded. "but why?" Kick ask.

"because I had to. I love you too much. that fall would've killed you." Gunther replied.

"my back hurts." Kick muttered.

"stop it Kick." Gunther laughed. "I know, you're in a lot of pain." Gunther chuckled. "hey camera crews are here. they wanna see you." Gunther added.

"let them in." Kick said. Gunther nodded letting them in. Kick winced at the flashing light.

"easy on the flash." Gunther growled. Gunther was his personal bodyguard and Kick was grateful.

"Mr.Buttowski, can you tell us what happened yesterday?" a reporter ask.

"an asshole sabotaged my bike. could've killed me, but Gunther saved me." Kick replied. the reporters continued to ask questions for a bit. "Gunth, headache." Kick muttered.

"alright everyone out, he needs time to recover." Gunther said. the reports weren't happy but they did leave. "alright you okay?" Gunther asks.

"yeah just hurts." Kick muttered, holding his head. "just pain." Kick said.

"I know it's 'just pain' but I worry about you." Gunther replied.

"I know." Kick chuckled. "guess it's time for another new helmet." Kick muttered. Gunther nodded. "alright. I want to go home. it's been a year since we've been home." Kick said. Gunther nodded and helped him up.

"alright, lets get you home then." Gunther smiled. Kick let Gunther hold his helmet, knowing his hair was covered by bandages. he hated his hair, didn't want anyone to see it. Gunther was special though, he loved Gunther with all his heart. Gunther helped Kick outside, Kick covered his eye's quickly at the sun. it was cold outside, so Gunther had a hoodie on, that of which he quickly took off and put it on Kick, pulling the hood up over his face. "is that any better?" Gunther asks. Kick blushed darkly, though no one could see it. little things that Gunther did for him just made him blush furiously, just because Gunther did it without a second thought. Gunther always got a kick out of seeing his boyfriend blush, ever since they were kids. Kick didn't show much emotion but when he did, Gunther was always super happy. he liked Kicks showing emotion, especially when he blushed. his cheeks would turn red, his ears would radiate heat and turn pink, his neck would slowly turn pinkish, and he would get awkward. if Gunther got him good enough, he'd stutter and become slightly shy. he loved it!

"uh, yeah, thanks Gunther." Kick replied. Gunther smiled at him, knowing Kicks cheeks were bright red. "I fucking hate you." Kick muttered softly. Gunther laughed and smiled.

"I love to make you blush." Gunther smiled. "its fun. cause you get all awkward and distance yourself from me but you can never really do that." Gunther added.

"you sadistic bastard." Kick grunted.

"not sadistic. its adorable." Gunther laughed. Kick snapped his head up the glare at Gunther, his cheeks turning redder by the second.

"I am not!" Kick hissed. Gunther laughed.

"you are though." Gunther giggled. Kick was getting flustered and angry.

"I. AM. NOT." Kick hissed. Gunther covered his mouth.

"shhhh! Kick you're gonna draw attention to yourself." Gunther smirked. Kick ducked his head down, hiding in Gunthers hood as he opened the door. Kick went in quickly, taking the hood off. he turned and glared at Gunther. Gunther simply grinned at him.

"I hate you." Kick glares.

"I love you too Kick." Gunther smiled, kissing Kicks nose. Kick grunted at him, glaring.

"don't do that. you now I hate that Gunther." Kick glared.

"I know if makes you feel small. it's adorable." Gunther smiled.

"Gunther, I'm going to punch you if you don't stop." Kick said.

"awe but Kick why? I love you!" Gunther pouted. Kick glared at him. he looked away quickly when Gunther pouted at him.

"no." Kick glared.

"but I love you." Gunther said softly.

"fine. I love you too." Kick murmured, hugging him. Gunther grinned and hugged him tightly. Kick sighed rolling his eye's.

"admit it. you like being smaller then me." Gunther grinned, picking him up and hugging him tightly.

"ah! Gunther stop!" Kick shouted. Gunther put him down.

"Kick! are you okay?" Gunther ask quickly. Kick held his head moaning in pain. "your heads bleeding again." Gunther muttered, watching the bandages on his head turn red. he scooped Kick up and carried him to their bedroom quickly. he sat Kick on the bed and went into the bathroom. he came back and re-bandaged Kicks head.

"you love me then you hurt me. make up your mind Gunther." Kick said. Gunther hugged him tightly careful not to hurt him

"Kick I'm sorry. I swear. I didn't mean to hurt you I promise." Gunther said. Kick shook his head and hugged back.

"hey it's alright. I was only teasing Gunther." Kick replied hugging him gently.

"I hurt you, Kick, I'm sorry." Gunther said. Kick shakes his head again.

"Gunther it was an accident. I know you. you get a little too excited sometimes and can't control yourself. it's alright Gunther. you wouldn't hurt a fly on purpose. it's okay." Kick soothed. Gunther put him down, kissing his head.

"I really didn't mean to hurt you." Gunther said.

"I know." Kick said.

"what should we do now?" Gunther ask.

"I know its not really my style but, how about a movie and some popcorn, cuddling on the couch. sounds nice to me." Kick said. Gunthers face lit up.

"I'll get the popcorn and movies!" Gunther shouted running out of the room. Kick chuckled softly, going to the bathroom. he went and washed the blood off his face, then headed to the living room. he sat on the couch and whinced. Gunther brought him the popcorn and put in the first movie he found. Kick smiled slightly and cuddled up to his side. Gunther was right, he did like being smaller it was easier to curl up against Gunthers side. honestly, he didn't want any popcorn, he just wanted to cuddle and watch the movie. that was fine with Gunther too. they watched the movie and cuddled the rest of the night.