Person 1: Hey, I have a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start it!

Person 2: OK! Knock knock?

Person 1: Who's there?

2: ...

1: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2: Why.

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1: Hey, did you hear about the broken pencil? :D

2: What the.. no.

1: Never mind it's pointless!   *ba dum tsss*

2: I freaking hate you.

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3: QUICK! Go tell #1 to say something!

2: Wat.

3: JUST DO IT.

2: Fine.

2: *walks over to #1* Say something.

1: I'm giving up on you.     *stands up and is applauded*

2: (ಠ_ಠ)

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1: Knock knock!

2: (¬_¬) Who the fudge is there.

1: Daisy! ( º ‿ º )

2: Daisy who.

1: DAISY ME ROLLIN'. THEY HATIN!

2: Kill me now. (T_T)

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1: What's your favorite type of snack food?  :3

2: ...Cheetos...

1: Huh. I woulda thought it would be updog.

2: ...What is updog?

1: *puts on sunglasses* (⌐■_■) NOT MUCH, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?!

2: (⪧⏠⪦) OH MY GOD!

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1: Knock knock!

2: *accepts fate* Who's there.

1: To!

2: ...To who?

1: To whom.

2: *dies*

1: *sees #2's dead body* Oh %#$&.

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You: WELP! This just got dark!

1: *turns on lights* NOT ANYMORE

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The End!

FOR NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

I'll let myself out now.