**NOTE** ...This may contain disturbing content. Involving babies. And blenders. Ye.

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Person 2: Why did little Suzy fall off the swing?

Person 1: Why?  :)

2: Because she didn't have any arms.

1: ._.

2: Knock knock!

1: Who's... there? 

2: No little Suzy.

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2: What's black and white and red all over?

1: A newspaper! No, a skunk with a rash! No, a zebra who loves to paint!  :D

 2: A dead nun.

1:   (ꔸДꔸ)                                                      *determination plays*

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2: What's green and has wheels?

1: I DUNNO  - *sniff*  MAYBE A DEAD ELEPHANT?  *sobs*

2: Nope. Just grass.

1: *sniff* well... what about the wheels?

2: Oh I just lied about the part.

1: YOU FILTHY LIAR!  *cri*

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2: What's gray and doesn't fly?

1: ... *sniffle* what?

2: A parking lot.

1: ???

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1: What's worse than a bunch of dead babies nailed to a tree?

2: ...wat?

1: Not much.

2: (ꔸ▾ꔸ)   *so proud*

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1: What word has the word "laughter" in it?

2: ...what? :3

1: Manslaughter.

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**Pictures from Christmas Party AU by LoverOfPiggies**

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