Kermit was at his house on the couch thinking about his soon to be husband. 

"oh KeRmEyyyyYYY!" yelled his slutty wife, Ms. Piggy.

He had married Piggy 2 months after they graduated college. However years after, Piggy began to spend more time on her phone and at the mall than with Kermit. 

"Yes Piggy dear.." he said annoyed.

"Can I have $500 ? PLEASEEE?" She begged with puppy eyes.

"I already gave you some last week!" He commented.

"My mom is sick with cancer and I need to keep giving the hospital money! Kermy dear please! I don't want my poor mum to DIE!" she dramatically said.

"Finee... Here." he rolled his eyes and gave her a stack.

"THANKS BYEE!" she dashed out the door.

"I can't believe she thinks I'm THAT dumb." he sighed.