The ballroom was flooded with guests.

The talking died down as the organ began to play, and two birds began throwing roses around the place.

"Aww so cute- wait... these are roses made of 2-ply TP!" said a guest.

"LOW BUDGET SORRRRYYY!" squawked a bird. 

Trump walked down the aisle wearing his gorgeous green gown and veil

Kermit blushes at the sight of his pretty orange bride.

Trump made it to the altar and held Kermit's webbed hand.

"Do you both take each other in death and life, sickness and health, as long as you both shall live?" asked the priest.

"I DO!" they both said.

"Does anyone object?" the priest asked.

"I OBJECT!" someone yelled.

Everyone turned around to the back to see.....

"PIGGY?!" Kermit was fuming.

Piggy was at the door, her hair was very messy, one of her jacket's sleeves were missing, and mascara tears were all over her face.

"DIE GAY ORANGE!" she yelled as she pulled out a gun and shot Trump in the side of his stomach.

"NO!" Kermit cries as his love fell to the ground.

All the guests scattered, trying to get away from the crazy pig shooter.

"MWHAHAHAHA!" she cackled.

"TRUMPIE! BABY DON'T WORRY HELP IS COMING!" he laid next to Trump.

The police came and arrested Piggy.

"OFFFF GET OFFFFFFFFF I LOVE KERMIT HDGINWADWYGWEIA HAHAHHAHAHA!" she screeched like she was crazy (which she is)

"Don't worry ma'am! We got a nice room for you in the mental asylum." the police woman smirked. 

"NO! TAKE KERMY WITH ME! KERMYYYY!! I HOPE THAT ORANGE BLONDE BITCH BLEEDS OUT AND DIESSSS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO HAHAHHAHAHAH YEAH FUCK YOU ALL WOOOOOOOO!" Piggy was humping the air as the cops escorted her out.

Soon after EMT's arrived and hauled Trump into the ambulance.