Kermit hopped into his Frogasaurs Zord and stood on the large control pad. "Frogasaurs, attack!"

The Frogasaurs Zord let out a huge roar/ribbit, before hop/charging towards Piggy and roundhouse kicking her with it's extendable frog legs.

"FROG KICK KACHAOW!"

Piggy screeched like a terrordactyl but she was like really turned on by the dominance.

Suddenley  SHREK appeared!

"SHREK-KUN! KERMIT SENAPI SNIPED YOU-" yelled trump in shock

"Yes, but I respawned. And I ish straight so i no luv you bro no homo-" he sighed. "Now let me handle this slut.." the ogre roared and ripped open his shirt revealing the most stunning thing ever:

Mommy milkers~

Shrek grabbed Piggy, and with the force of an overweight blue whale, CRUSHED her under his massive tiddies.