Trump had a bad life.

Trump lived in a box in an alley.

Melania had divorced him and banned him from the white house.

His kids hated him.

People threw napkins drenched in dirty water at him.

That's how he got ringworm on his face. The dirty water did it to him.

Turns out he's allergic to ringworm so now his whole face is bloated like a blob fish (i like blobfish they cute)

Trump was digging in the dumpster for food like the poor person he was.

He was digging when he found a flyer for Shrek's homemade onion dumplings.

Trump loved onions so he looked up the directions on his flip phone.

Trump walked 50 miles until he came to a house in a swamp.

He took one step on the property when he heard someone yell, "WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" 

Trump turned around and saw a beautiful sight.

200 pounds of sexy green, molded from the clay of the gods, he was crafted in all the right places.

Shrek looked at him and winked. "Ya here for my dumplings? Come on in!" he said, dragging Trump inside.

Shrek left Trump in the kitchen. He came back in wearing a neko neko maid outfit. The fishnets were too small for his DUMMY THICC thighs so his skin was oozing out of every square.

Trump was about to ask for his dumplings when he noticed Shrek has an AK-47. 

Shrek laughed. "HAHAH! YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WOULD LET TRUMP EAT IN MY HOUSE?!" Shrek aimed at Trump.

Trump scrambled out his seat and ran out the door.

Ok he didn't run, his fatass fell after running like 1 block.

He turned around and saw Shrek.

He was running towards Trump like Sister Krone from TPN (he had the face too)

Trump screeched like a damn eagle on steroids.

Shrek hit him on the head with the butt of the AK

Trump blacked out and the last thing he saw was Shrek doing a fortnite dance