Trump groaned as his eyes fluttered open.

Shrek was hovering over him. "THE CRUSTY CHEETO IS AWAKE!"

Trump yelled and backed up to a wall. "SHREK-KUN MY LOVE! Wait... did... did you knock me out and KIDNAP MEE?!  H-HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR DADDY?!

Shrek cackled. "BWHAHAHA!! I NEVER LIKED YOU!!! Top 10 anime twists.." he looked at the camera and winked.

Trump was crying. "W-why are we in a cellar? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!"

"I'MMA GONNA  SPREAD YOU ON MY FLOOR LIKE A FRESH JAR OF SKIPPY!" Shrek held out a butter knife.

Shrek inched closer.

and closer.

AND CLOSER!!!

until..

A loud gunshot went off, and a bloody hole appeared on Shrek's forehead. His  eyes rolled to the back of his head as he dropped to the floor.

When he fell, Kermit was revealed to be standing behind him with a machine gun. "I AM HERE!!" he said as his head morphed into all might's head.

"GASP! Kermit-kun? IT'S YOU!! I THOUGHT YOU DIED IN THE GREAT COVID MASSACRE!!" Trump was so happy.

Kermit helped him up. "I was merely wounded! Twas but a simple cold and not corona!"

"I'm so happy you are here, for you are my heart, my soul, my brain, my coochie, the wind in my fake toupee, the apple to my pie, the straw to my berry, the orange to my juice, the US to my A (if you know what i meant you are werid) YOU ARE THE-

"OK we get it let's bounce. I'm growing a beard here listening to you." Kermit tapped his foot and dragged Trump outside.

"Why are we here Ker- GASPPP!" Trump was  LE SHOOKETH!

Kermit was on his knee holding out a pretty ring. "WILL YOU MARRY ME?!

Trump was joy crying . "OMG YES!! " he leaned down to take the ring when he stopped.

"What the... YOU GOT ME AN ENGAGEMENT ONION RING ?!" he was so happy.

Elsa appeared out of no where. "YoU CANT mARrrYY A MAN YOU JUST METTT!!!" she yelled.

Kermit bitch slapped her. "SHUT UP LUv IS lUvvvVV AND NO ONE LIKED YOU ELSA!"

The slap was so hard it sent elsa flying into a tree where here chest was impaled by a twig and she died. 

"Anyways YES I WILL MARRY YOU SENPAI KERMIT!" Trump embraced the frog in his arms. 

The two shared a sweet kiss. 

Ok it wasn't a kiss they were LITERALLY eating each others faces. 

A woman covered her daughter's eyes. "EWW!! BEING GAY FOR A FROG PUPPET?! YOU SHOULD GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR THAT!!"

An 18 wheeler ran her over. The girl stared at her mom's sad flat bloody body.

"WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! YEAH! LO HICIMOS! WE DID WE DID IT! HOORAY!" the girl danced and sang the we did it song from dora.

The man got out of his truck and joined the dance. The man was actually the girl's father, who had lost in the parental custody court. But now that the mom was dead the CPS had no choice but to give him full rights.