Kermit and Trump were at Shrek's swamp. They had bought it after Shrek's murder and now they were kissing each other while naked in bed.

"Oh honey, I wish we stay together forever!" cooed Trump.

"We will my love!" Kermit assured him.

Suddenly, the bedroom door busted open to reveal.....

"PIGGY?!" gasped Kermit.

Miss Piggy was angry. "WHO IS THAT KERMIT?!" she pointed to Trump.

"Piggy babe I can explain-" said Kermit.

"ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS UGLY ORANGE OF A FREAK?! YOU DISGUSTING GAY FUCK!" she yelled in her annoying high pitch voice.

"Don't you dare talk about him like that!" Trump got in her face.

"I CAN TALK ABOUT HIM HOWEVER I WANT! HE'S MY HUSBAND!" Piggy spit in Trump's face.

"WELL NOT ANYMORE!" Trump help up is fat yam fingers to reveal the onion ring on his finger, which was cutting of his yam finger's circulation. 

"GASPO LASPO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KERMY! CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS BITCH?!" she slapped Kermit.

"THAT'S IT! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A GOLD DIGGING WHORE! WE ARE OVER! I'M TAKING THE KIDS TOO!" yelled the angry and crying frog.

"FINE! I NEVER LIKED YOU OR THOSE UGLY DEMON SPAWNS ANYWAYS! " she screeched.

"WHATEVER! ATLEAST I DON'T HOLD ON TO MY ALCOHOL CANTEEN LIKE IT'S THE LAST COCK ON EARTH!" Trump roasted her pig ass.

"I HOPE YOU CHOKE AND DIE!!!!" Piggy yelled and threw her wedding ring at Kermit's forehead.

"Shhhh, it's ok babe! She's gone!" Kermit hugged Trump and kissed his forehead.