"B-Because, when he w-w-watched me, ooo were only gone for t-Two hours! And my fr-friends were tar" He screamed. Kenny picked him up again, he hasn't then this fussy since he was a new born. "Shhh, baby, Shhh.." He pounded on Kennys back, which didn't hurt. "No! No! No! No! No! No! I won't do it!!!" He screamed louder then before.

"Oh baby!" Craig said taking Cooper out of his hands. "I no w-w-want Ooo gu-guys to eave meeee!!!" Craig kissed Cooper's head and Kenny kissed his chubby red cheeks. "Shhh, b-baby, we won't leave then. If it hurts you this much" Kenny said as he turned to Craig looking unsure.

"B-but ooo doesn't like me anymore!!" Craig cradled him smiling. "Baby, we love you more than anything else in this world". Cooper hugged onto Craig. And Craig cradled him slowly until he went to sleep. Kenny laid him down slowly in his bed, they gave him kisses and went downstairs.

"Wow... once your kid starts crying he ain't stopping!" Ruby shouted quietly. "It's strange, he's still a baby yeah he cries... But he hasn't cried this hard since he was a newborn" They heard the cries and screams of Cooper once again. "This one might be my fault, I forgot to change his diaper!" Craig ran upstairs.

It was only 1:30. Craig came back down stairs with yours truly hanging on his shoulders. "Honey, could you please get off dada.." Craig was still exhausted from trying to get that dirty diaper off of him. "NOOO!!" He screamed.

Ruby held out her arms for Cooper, but he rudely replied with a "Hmmm" and turned to Craig's chest. Cooper got his stubbornness from his dad, Craig. And with Craig's stubbornness put into a child, now that's like cracking an acorn with tweezers.

"Kenny, I think we are gonna have to wait. We have ourselves a little emergency." Craig tried to hold in his laughs, but Kenny burst out laughing. "Yeah, I got it!!" He yelled. "What? What's so funny?!" Ruby asked looking confused.

"We have the most stubborn kid in the world!" Craig burst out laughing. Ruby smiled, "He is your kid after all..." she laughed. But Cooper was not laughing, because he didn't know what stubborn meant.

Craig picked Cooper up and gave him tons of kisses, "D-dada stop!" He pushed Craig away with his tiny hands. "Hey, if we're staying you have to be really good for Daddy and me." He sighed and let Craig continue. DING! DONG!

Kenny opened the door, to three small younge boys. Cartman's kid... Who's mother he does not know, Roger Cartman. Then there's Stan and Kyles boys, Malcom and Danny Marsh. "Why hello boys!" Kenny exclaimed. "Quiet old man! We're looking for er son!" Roger pointed out.

Roger was just like his dad, he had short messy light brown hair, a red jacket with a rocket ship on it, and Cartmans old blue hat. The little boy was only 7 and weighed 123 pounds. He was sticky so you could tell he was eating something. 7 and already planning to infiltrate the military. Just like his dad!