Lance: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Pidge: Merry crismas.

Keith: Lance, go away we dont need you anymore.

Pidge: OH, HO HO! RUDE.

Lance: *offended* How dare you?! I'm staying.

Keith: K. Fuck you.

Lance: Fuck you too! ❤

Pidge: gross. Anygays-

Shiro: *burst through* ARE ALL OF MY CHILDREN GAY?

Pidge: Yes. Now, as I was gaying-

Shiro: Are you doing this on purpose?

Pidge: Maybe... LES get on with this!

Lance and Keith: *groan*

Pidge: I may-BI getting out of hand.

Hunk: Please stop.

Pidge: I might act dumb but, I ACE-d my last test.

Allura: I dont get it.

Matt: Shes-

Pidge: They, actually.

Matt: Sorry, they are making jokes about sexualities.

Pidge: Yeah.

Shiro: No more puns please.

Pidge: o-gay fine.

Lance: *whispers* I trusted you...

Keith: I HAVE ONE!

Pidge: SHARE IT!

Keith: were all going straight to hell but no one is straight.

Pidge: Hunk isn't going to hell.

Hunk: yeah!

Pidge: And hell is gonna be lit.

Matt: No.