Lance: NO.

Pidge: PLEASE!

Lance: I SAID NO, PIDGE!

Keith: THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

Pidge: SAY IT LANCE!

Lance: FINE! Keith, honey dearest-

Keith: ..... Seriously, what the fuck?

Lance: *sighs* I saw your fan fiction of us.

Keith: what fan ficti-

Lance: The m preg one, Keith.

Keith: THAT WAS NOT ME! PIDGE I HATE YOU!

Pidge: *laughing like crazy*