Today was a pretty chill day for the Septics. Almost everyone was checking their phones or on their electronics. Anti was staring at his knife, Marvin was watching Dan and Phil, and Jameson was having a 'conversation' with Jackie.

But then the rare silence was interrupted by a loud voice, "What up?! It's ya boi, Skinny Penis!"

Oh no, not this guy. You see, the last time they were all together Jackie became a parrot and Marvin was under a table hissing. (Don't ask.)

Bursting through the doors was the one and only Sean. He was his usually potato self but Marvin wasn't very happy with him getting in the way of his senpais, I mean, Dan and Phil.

Jack walked into the kitchen and Marvin to Anti to ask him a question, "Uhh, why are you staring at your knife?" "Because I love picturing it being through your heart." Marvin scooter farther away from the lovesick demon.

Jack then discovered something from the bathroom, a banana. Oh boy, we're in for quite the night.

He grabbed his one true love and twirled it around, in his arms as he said, "Oh banana, how I've missed you!"

You see, one day Jack fell in love with a banana and went insane, to put it simply. What happened to Signe? You may be asking. Well Mark was upset that Signe stole his senpai so he killed her. But Sean going insane is the cause for this awful idea for a tv show.

Sean only stopped twirling when he heard the door bell ring. He opened the door and was met with...