*before last scene Bruce and Dami are having fun when...*

Interviewer: *ignoring Damian entirely* Oh Bruce Wayne I bet you have seen the recent pictures of your kids having close 'friendships' *uses air quotes* with other... people their gender may we have your opinion on these 'friendships' *uses air quotes again*?

Angry Damian about to say something: yo-

much angrier Bruce: (we gonna pretend this ain't a song in their world yet and this is a rant he made up on spot ok???)

parents always saying
"Boy, when you grow up
You're gonna find a nice lady
Make sure you act tough
You'll be living a life
Like Barbie and ken
Come on suck it up
And forget this nonsense"What if he wants Ken not Barbie?
Why should he have to say sorry?
Tell me do you even listen
To all the dumb shit you're slippin'
We can love who we want to
Don't say he's not supposed to
If he loves ken not Barbie
He doesn't have to say sorryNo, not to you
Not to me
Not to anyone, anyone, anyoneNo, not to you
Not to me
Not to anyone, anyone, anyone
Oh-oh17 years old
Feeling like a stranger at home
Keeping his head down low
Hide away so that nobody will knowAvoiding mom and dad
When they're asking
"Who's your girlfriend?"
'Cause Lord forbid they see
His true identityHis parents always saying
"Boy, when will you see
You'll be happy I know
It's just a woman you need
You'll be such a great Ken
Just gotta find your Barbie
Make sure you act like a man
It's what you're born to beWhat if he wants Ken, not Barbie?
Why should he have to say sorry?
Tell me do you even listen
To all the dumb shit you're slippin'
We can love who we want to
Don't say he's not suppose to
If he loves Ken, not Barbie
He doesn't have to say sorryNo, not to you
Not to me
Not to anyone, anyone, anyone
Not to you
Not to me
Not to anyone, anyone, anyoneNo, no
He doesn't have to say sorry
No, no
He's never gonna say sorryHe always wanted Ken, not Barbie
He never ever has to say sorry
Nobody is gonna listen
To all the dumb shit you're slippin'
We can love who we want to
Don't say he's not supposed to
He'll always love Ken not Barbie
And he doesn't have to say sorry
To you

Damian and all the queers in the world *floored*

terrified Interveiwer: *about to say something else*

Bruce: *keeps chin held high* don't. even. I'll have my lawyers talk to you later. Damian we're leaving. *leads Damian away far enough* are you okay? I'm sorry you had to hear that.

Damian: fath- dad that. was. amazing.

Bruce: Really?

Damian: Really.