BASICALLY CRACK BCUZ IM BORED AT 4AM :> (IT IS NOW LIKE 1:40 PM)
I THINK THIS ONE'LL BE BRUCE'S DAUGHTER, THE READER, BEING A LITTLE AND MAYBE THE WHOLE STORY IDEK

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"YoU sAiD wE cOuLd GeT bUrGeRs AnD gLiTtEr!" I pouted my lips out angrily and clenched my hands in to fists at my side. Daddy said we could get some Wendy's and some glitter from the store but now all he want to do is either patrol or do work :(

"I know, sweetie, but i have to work"
That's all he's been saying for the past hour, he doesnt even realise what I'm saying!

"Daddy, im gonna go and buy glitter myself." I pouted more, seeing if he could say yes and then realise his mistake when i buy the most glitter the world has ever seen :)

"I know, sweetie, but i have to work."
PLAN SUCCESS!!!

"Thank you Daddy ,I love you!" I smiled cutely and skipped out his office.

If you're wondering how old i am, I'm 17 :)
Im a little :)
Im pretty sure my brothers know about Bruce being busy, but they are all either on patrol or in their own house, so they cant make Bruce realise what he let me do.

I quickly put on some clothes other than my pyjamas and grabbed my stuffed plushie.
Oh how i love you mister.Suga420blazeitd00ds360noscope :)

Yes, that is his name. His nickname is Gummy :)
All of my brothers and me named him that. I named him the Suga part and they just told me to add the rest on :(

I put on my shoes and quietly walked out the door, almost on the verge of tip toeing.

As soon as i was on the streets outside of the gates, i started skipping to the nearest Pharmacy. They have the best glitter ever :)

"I dont give a sheet!I dont give a fork!" I sang out quietly, i don't curse since it doesnt feel right to me :(

I ran to the automatic doors of the store, and childishly hopped through them.
I was a normal glitter-buyer-person-customer here :)

"Oh hey Alex!" I pouted real quick at the absence of a pet name and turned to the voice.

"JayJay!" I gasped in delight and rushed to jump up and hug him.
Unfortunately, even though im 17, im short.
I'm 4'9 :(

"What are you doing here Baby girl?" He quickly put me back on the ground and , since he knew why i was here, started walking with me to the arts and crafts isle.

My heart fluttered for a minute and i lightly blushed, then giggled to myself mentally.

"YoU kNoW wHy!" I dragged out, going behind him and trying to jump on his back.

He picked me up into a piggy back ride and smiled at me.
"Glitter?"

"A BUNCH! Daddy isnt paying attention to me to im buying as much as i could find, then Wendys" i smiled :)

"I'll go with you, i was only here because i heard that they got more glitter and im making sure nobody but you takes any." Jason smirked at me, and put me down in the isle, letting me see all the glitter.

"WoAhHHHHH!" I gasped at all the colours and started putting them all in the basket i had found right next to me.
"Pretty :)"

"Do you need anything else?" Jason raised his eyebrow.

"StIcKeRsSsSSSSS" i yelled and ran towards the other side of the isle.
I grabbed all of them and dumped them in the basket.

"Shall we go now babygirl?"

"Yehet :)" i jumped on his back once more and yelled out
"ONWARDS, MY NOBLE STEED!"

He ran to the front of the store where i quickly put they money needed down when the cashier said the total.

Jason then proceeded to sprint out the door with me on his back, and he both started screeching out "REEEEEE, FRICKKKINGGG NORMIESSSS!!!!" while i just giggled to myself.

I spotted a Wendys and pointed to it. Jason started sprinting to it and we walked inside.

"HELLO :D" I exclaimed to the worker.

"Hello, what would you like?" The worker smiled.

"A Cheeseburger, pink lemonade, and a bunch of fries." Jason simply said

"ICE CREAM MILK SHAKE!" I started exclaiming while moving my hands around.
"A BUUUUNNNCCHHH OF FRIES!"
"A HUGE CHEESEBURGER, PLAIN :)"
"A TOY!"
"A LITTLE THING OF BQ SAUCE"

The worker smiled at me and chuckled quietly.
"Cute." He whispered under his breath.

Jason got me off of his shoulders and walked to a table, laying down on the both seat.

Before i knew it, while i was looking through the bag of glitter and stickers, the workers voice was heard.
"Your food is ready" he smiled.

"Thank you~~~" I sang out and kissed his cheek.
I got the money needed out and gave it to him, grabbing the food and drinks.

"I-i u-uh--" he stuttered out.
His died blue hair shook as his hand went up to ruffle it.
He smiled at me, exposing his gums.
He was cute :)

"C-Can i have your number?" He mumbled to me.

I smiled back and nodded, writing it down on a napkin with a pen that was just on the counter.
"Here :)" i passed it to him, signing my name before.

"So your name is Alex?"

"Yehettt :D"

"You probably need to go back to your brother before he gets hungry, huh?"
I nodded and waved bye to him, walking back to the table Jason had chosen.

As soon as i set down the food.....JASON SHOT UP AND STARTED INHALING HIS DRINK INTO HIS MOUTH!

"WAH JASON YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT THAT FAST" I yelled out to him, he looked at me with wide eyes.

"Lemonade is love. Lemonade is your second life."

"Jasonnnnnn~~~" i whined

"Gosh, finneeeeee."

Jason looked at me in the eyes, slowly ducked to his cup...and then listened and drank it like a normal dead person :)

I grabbed my burger out of the wrapper, checked if it had plain, which it did :)
And ate a bite of it :)

"YUMMYYYYYYYY!" I screeched out, leaning back and patting my tummy.
I looked at my toy and quickly unwrapped by biting into it, because it wouldn't open with my hands :(

ITS A MINIOOOOONNNNNN YEEEEHHHEEEETTTT!
I pressed a little button behind the gun thingy and then fake purple ammo went flying and hit Jason in the hair >:)

"YEHET!" I cheered
Jason looked up and laughed a little, grabbing the toy out of his hair and giving it back to me.

"We gotta go in a few, kid. Eat fast."

I quickly ate my burger and took my fries to go (secretly eating some of Jason's fries)

THAT WAS SOOOO YUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEHEEEEETTTT
Woah hoh hoh i 'ink i forgot to take my pills ahahahahhhhhehhhh

"Jason i dont feel goooddddd, i forgot to take my pillllsssss ahhhehsaaaahehshhss" I laughed out, placing my head on the table.

"Ah,really?" Jason looked at me, suddenly alert and with wide eyes.
"I'll call ehhh....Dick, i'll call Dick to get the pills and take them to us."

"Yayyyeeeeeehhhh ahahhhhh" I scrunched my face, my words slurring.

Before i knew it, i heard Dick yelling.
"IM HERE GUYS, WHERES THE PROBLEM?" He BURSTED the doors open!
He looked around the place, then spotted me and Jason, running over to us and planting the pill bottles on the table.

"DickYYYYY YEYEEEHHH"I slurred out, leaning back in my seat and making grabby hands for him.

He gave me a quick hug before sitting down next to me, opening the pill bottles, and putting the right ones in front of me with my milkshake.
"Swallow them."

I pouted and took a quick sip of my milkshake, then putting the pill into my mouth and swallowing it whole, and repeating that for all of them.

"Wah~ Thanks Dicky :)" i smiled less sloppily than before and hugged him.

"No problemo sis!"

"......................................." I stared at the wall for a minute, trying to think about what i wanted.

"Can we go see Dami?" I finally decided.

"He's in school right now." Jason sipped his Pink lemonade and shook his head.

"bUt I wAnNa SeE dAmIiIiIiIiI!!!!" I grumbled out

"Fine, lets go visit him, we could bring him some food while we're at it and maybe even see Tim aswell."

I quickly finished my food and ran up to the counter again, where Yoongi was looking at me.
"Yoongi~~~"
"Eheheheeh, could i get more? OH AND I NEED TO GET MY OTHER BROTHERS THINGS!" I gasped out

Yoongi nodded and smiled.
"Uh- Yeah, what do you want?" He stammered

"Same as before for me but with mcnuggets, and for my brothers....Dami would want a whopper with everything, and some fruitopia. Tim would wanttt....hmm....chicken mcnuggets...and some coffeeeeeeee, a bunch of sugar!" I nodded, making sure i got everything

"OH AND DICKY! DICKYYY!" I called for him

"Yeah?"

"Whatdyu want?"

"Just a whopper but with the kid meal things and a milkshake."
I nodded and turned back to Yoongi, he had heard what Dick had said and nodded.

"Coming right up~~" He joked and smirked
I giggled,my hand going to slap my knee.
Yoongi went into the back to tell the cookers what to make before coming back out.
"It'll be done in like 5 minutes" he smiled, showing his gums.
"Wanna talk?"
"Sure :)"

For the next five minutes, we were talking and laughing (maybe even some blushing and light flirting) until the food was ready, when it was, i thanked Yoongi.

"Thank you~~~ Call me later okay :)?" I told him, paying for the food and skipping off to Dick and Jason, who were getting up.

"Who was that?" Jason asked, pointing his chin to Yoongi.
"MY NEW FRIEND :)))!"

I skipped out the door, holding the bags, and started walking to Dick's car that he had driven over here.

"Dicky, Jay Jay come oonnnn~~~~" I whined
They arrived at the car and unlocked it, allowing me to collapse in the back sat by myself with the food while Jason sat in the passengers seat and Dicky drove.
"Here Dicky!" I passed him his food.

"Thanks Sis" he smiled and started driving to Damian and Tim's school. WHILE EATING.

I smiled and started eating more of my new fries.

When we arrived, i jumped out the door with the food bags and ran for the outside tables. It was lunch time by now and i was pretty sure it was a B day, aka the day Damian and Tim have lunch together.

I looked through the teenagers, some of them staring at me (some of them even recognized me from visiting so many times and waved :>>>>), and i found both Damian and Tim. Damian was sitting alone a few tables behind Tim's and Tim was sitting with some of his friends.

First i ran to Tim, dropping off his food, hugging him, and saying hi with a kiss on the cheek. Then i went to Damian.

"DAMIANNNN!" I squealed out, hugging him and putting his food on the table.

"Hello sister." He hugged me back and greeted me.
I sat next to him and sat my food next to his. From here i could see Dick and Jason getting surrounded by girls.
"How has today been?"

"Preeetttyy good, Dami, i bought a BUNCH of glitter and stickers since Daddy didnt pay attention to me, and i just went to a food place so im pretty good :)"