Me: *puts stacks of frozen imitation meat on table* Today, we are eating vegan food!

Sophie: Aren't elves already vegetarian Selene?

Me: Yes, but their vegetables are different than ours. That's why everyone eats meat in the Forbidden Cities!

Biana: *pokes* Are they supposed to be so hard and... Box like?

Everyone else: *sighs*

Me: * puts a few in a microwave and waits for it to heat up*

Everyone but Sophie and Fitz: WHAT THE?!?! *shove each other to watch the food go in circles*

Me: That's a microwave! 

*Microwave dings and pops open, they all jump back*

Me: We'll have another react on that later! *winks to nobody and sets the table*

Sophie: *pokes with her fork* I've tried these before and they're awful.

Biana: *takes a small bite and spits it out* EWWW!!! That tastes worst than when we left Keefe and Fitz cook!

Fitz: *struggles to down food but keeps a straight face* Well unlike my sister, I appreciate its... Interesting taste. *glares at Biana* And my cooking is great! That was Keefe's fault!

Keefe: *holds hand over heart and over dramatically gasps* I am offended! This food is awful... But your insults to my cooking hurt me! My cooking is not bad!

Everyone but Keefe: It is!

Keefe: *crosses arms*

Tam: I'm not touching it if it competes with Keefe's food!

Keefe: Bangs Boy! You too?

Linh: *takes a small bite* It's okay. If it's any consolation, I like your food Keefe.

Keefe: Thank you! Someone appreciates the Keefester!

Dex: It smells worse then a Gulon! No way! *throws food at Fitz* Oopps! *fakes a sorry look* Sorry Wonderboy!

Fitz: *throws food at Biana*

*full scale food fight breaks out*

Me: *is under table, enjoying food* *shrugs* I'm weird anyways.

Biana: *whines* My hair!

Keefe: *whines even louder* MY HAIR! 

Me: * go up for more and Tam grabs my food for ammo* *screams bloody murder* MY FOOD!?!?

Everyone else: Lets end this here...

Me: GET ME MY FOOD BACK! *flips table*

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A/N: So that was random. Welp.

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