Me: Today we're reacting to these books!

Sophie: *looks pale* So you're telling us some human has been recording our lives up to this date, publishing it in books, and humans just think it's a fictional story?

Me: Yep. Her name is Shannon Messenger.

Keefe: At least she got my handsome looks perfect!

Dex: Why am I only on one cover, and everyone else is on two?

Me: *shrugs* *stands up and hobbles around on crutches* This isn't my payback....

*Fitz, Keefe, and Dex gulp*

Me: *smiles evily* You guys have a fandom....

Biana: *chirps* What's a fandom?

Linh: Yeah what's so bad about that?

Me: Fanfiction..... Lots of shipping...

Tam: What's shipping Selene?

Sophie: *turns pale* You are evil...

Me: I know! 

Fitz: If we are still living... Is she writing more books as we go along?

Me: Yeah the sixth one comes out in fall!

*everyone keeps their heads down*

Me: Sorry about you all having to suffer today.... I just needed you to know about the books before the next react...

Dex: *gulps* Next react?

Me: *pokes Fitz with a crutch* *smiles* You'll all love the next three in fact!

Everyone: NOOOOO