"What's your name?"

"I'm still not telling."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"What do you mean, you don't know?"

"I don't know."

"Well, what do you know?"

"I don't know."

"You're weird."

"Thanks."

"But really, though, what's your name?"

"SpongeBob."

"No!"

"Dora."

"You're not a girl."

"Boots, then?"

"You're no monkey!"

"Charles Darwin said we came from monkeys."

"Who's Charles Darwin?"

"You  don't know Charles Darwin?"

"Why, is he a friend of yours?"

"Who?"

"Charles Darwin."

"Charles Darwin, who?"

"I don't know, you're the one who brought him up!"

"Riiiiight."

"What's your name?"

"You don't quit, do you?"

"What's your name?"

"Boots."

"You're not wearing boots so you're not boots."

"I'm Sneakers, then."

"That's not even funny."

"I'm not trying to be funny."

"What's your name?"

"Buzz Lightyear."

"You're not an astronaut."

"Woody."

"Not a cowboy."

"Lightning McQueen."

"Not a car!"

"Barbie."

"Again, not a girl."

"Hello Kitty."

"That's not even her name. Her name is Ki --"

"Kitty White, I know."

"Why do you know?"

"I just know."