Hello! If your new to this it's alright! Okay! So here we simply ask questions of course *derp...I'm not a 5 yr old get to the point!* okay! Sorry! Anyway! Basically we at least have 3 or more parts to questions just to have fun! Plus...it's to distract my time to stories okay😂 sorry I'm just tired...okay! As always have a lovely day!!!!!  
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*play song*

Author: *yawn* okay...*checks on phone* Hmm... *Drops phone* oh wow...we have peeps violent...welp! Time to do DIS! But first I gotta get everyone...and my sweetie too...

Derp: *sleeping* *whispering* I love you...g-

Author: *grabs pans* sorry my child...*hits pans together* *BAM BAM!* GET UP DERP!!!! WE GOT MESSAGES AND QUESTIONS!!!!

Derp: WOAH!!!! *falls on the floor* OW! MAMA! I WAS HAVING A GOOD DREAM!

Author: bout what? You and your boyfriend making out and on the bed-

Derp: OI!!!! STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!! *gets up* He's not my boyfriend! And no! Ew mom! Your a bad-

Author: sinner yea I know well...no not really you weirdo. But you are too darling. Like the other day when I was trying to search up some food to make I ended up having the first thing is a drawing...

Derp: ....*blushing* LETS JUST GET EVERYONE AND ANSWER QUESTIONS OKAY?

Author: EVERYONE!!!!!! COME!!!!! Okay! First question! SailTheDemon asked! "Hey sans, did your drink have a lot of alcohol -sai sondra one of (y/n)'s admin"

Undertale Sans: listen...I'm sorry! Okay! Yes...it was a lot of alcohol in it...I promise it was...

Author; *walks away* no it wasn't you dumb fuck...you totally have a lil drink....

Derp: hmmm~ *drawing*

Author: are you drawing g!sans again?

Derp: *blushing* NO! And I will never do-

G!sans: *hug derp* hello~ miss me much with your amazing drawing~

Derp: G!SANS!!!! GET OFF ME!!!!

G!sans: but why? Your so soft...and delicate...*hugs you even more* plus...your beautiful~

Derp: MAMA!!!!!

Author: sorry hun...gotta answer questions then you can start yellin...okay! proxytale101  said! "Hey Sabrina...I have a question...DO YOU WANT A FUCKING BAD TIME?!? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE RIGHT NOW!"

Sabrina: ugh! Shut the fuck you, you annoying hater! I mean I would totally win with your dumb pity! I mean I took your man and you man which is a skeleton is pretty fucking hot so back up before u fucking get him~

Author: *jaw drop* Sabrina...your gunna get your ass kick...

Sabrina; ugh ain't no one gunna like you, you fuckin ugly ass mother with your ugly creation you made...

Author: ...yea okay I'll give you a next question and we'll talk...AmandaDaBOSS said! "To the person I love to hate (Jessica or whatever) can you please stop being a bitch?"

Sabrina: no thank you! I can talk like a bitch, become a bitch, or act like a bitch cuz your not my damn mother fucking mom! You fucking bitch ass!

Author: ALRIGHT SABRINA! THATS ENOUGH! Ain't no one gunna care for your little shitty cries! Okay?!? First of all! I am consider as a mother cuz of my child! My child lived an okay life and is having a better one once she get married to that bad boy...which I won't let her but...

ANYWAY! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MYSELF OR MY FRIENDS OR EVEN MY DAUGHTER! Plus...the daughter is me you idiot!

Sabrina: wait what?

Author: I. AM. DERP! Okay! I AM DERP! I AM MYSELF DAUGHTER! Okay?!? Me! Being an author! I am Derp! But myself "Derp" calls me creator mama cuz I created her!!!! Okay! I AM DERP!!! And you there is no proof then fine...

Sabrina: your crazy! Derp eye has one color! So there is no-

Author: I AM BLUE! AND SHE IS PURPLE! WE BOTH ARE LIKE GARNET FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE! BUT WE DON'T FUSE! BECAUSE WE AREN'T GEMS! Okay! I don't fuse but she has one color when I'm not here...in this world...she is me...and I am her. We are both separate tho right now...

So...SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I MAKE YOUR TEETH GO MISSING!!!! *walks away*

Derp: wow...that hit her well time to-

Author: okay! Derp this is for you and me hun! SailTheDemon asked! "Question to Derp: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT DRAWING, WRITING, AND UPDATING. Btw you are awesome" Derp you can answer this question hun...

Derp: thanks mama...anyway! Sai myself *wink at mom* well I tend to do the drawing while well sometimes I tend to do writing. I mean I have so many weird ideas and so does my mom too! But- Ah! *blushing*

G!sans: hello again~ *hugs Derp and squeezes her* did you miss me hun bun...

Derp: g!Sans!!!! NO!!! GET OFF ME YOU PERVERT! UGH!!!!!!!

Author: heh! G!sans why won't you take Derp over by a carnival? I got tickets^^

Derp: nooooooo!!

G!sans: thanks! Plus let's go! *picks Derp up and leaves with her*

Author: hehehe plus thank you so much...basically Derp (me, it's complicated I know) would usually do whenever it would be a free time. Sometimes I like to do this at 1 a.m *seriously*

Usually it go out a bit crazy but I mean it would be worth something AM I right? ^^ writing I always don't usually finish updating other stories as I can but I would make excuses to try to finish them in the end of the day ya know!

(Be sure to ask any question! Have a lovely day!)