This is for boys. You guys need to know this if want to... live. Here are five deadly things a woman says:

Fine: This is a word we woman use to end arguments when we know were right and it's for you to shut up

Nothing: Obviously something and you should be worried.. really worried.

Go ahead: This is a dare. NOT permission. Do not do it. I repeat DO NOT do it

That's okay: Boys I'm sorry to say your life just ended because she is thinking long and hard how you a going to pay

Bonus: WOW: This is not a compliment. She is astonished by your utter stupidity.

I'm not angry: I'm livid you idiot.

Maybe: No

Guys I'd continue but I don't want to give away all of our secrets so you guys are going to have to work with just those. Also try to stay alive.

P.S: When a women says 'what' it not that she didn't hear you she giving you a chance to change what you said. WRONG she's challenging you to have some guts and repeat it!

A/N: Ha! I just wanted to do a little something for the guys. This is kind of like a filler. I hope it made you laugh girls. Guys I hope you learned something.

~Cja