tagged by artificialjeon thanks babe xx

i have like 20+ drafts sig do i really have to put all of them

'*' means i might actually publish the story bc they're all bad except for a couple lol

whatever,,leggo !!

high mess ‣ k.ms
→ i literally have nothing for this except:

❝why do you smoke if i see you're happy all the time?❞

❝who said i was fucking happy?❞

the game ‣ bts
→ (main girl's name) is dared by (one of the bts members) to date all of them for a week to see who'd be the best boyfriend.

no pressure ‣ b.bh*
→ so basically this girl used to know baekhyun when she was like 7 and he was 18-ish and they had a rly cute friendship bond then baek left (haven't thought of a reason) then he comes back and they reunite but then he catches feelings for her despite her being 11 years younger than him and yeah theres more im just lazy

potions ‣ k.sj
→ all i have is:
where a group of gang members [bts] are all brainwashed and assigned to kill people and their leader [namjoon] assigned seokjin to murder a poor innocent girl.

ask.fm ‣ jikook
→ so jimin is hella gay and annoys jungkook on ask.fm like everyday asking shit like "lol how big is ur tootsie roll" n yeah idek

upside down ‣ j.hs* (once published ; changing the plot completely)
→ so jinri and hoseok are bffs and at one new years party they get hella drunk and do the fiki fiki then they wake up like 'o' and i dont wanna say they rest bc it would spoil everything

vlut ‣ not sure yet
→ basically this girl is the biggest slut in the whole school, but secretly, she's a virgin (legit was about to write virjin smh). then rumors spread that she slept with, let's say chanyeol, then she's like 'yup lol we did' and then chanyeol hears and hes like 'wat'

sinful ‣ vmin*
→ taehyung is gay af, jimin is not and basically tae tries to get jimin's dicc but jimin is like 'ew no i hate the gays' and ya

procrastination ‣ p.jm (once published)
→ this is literally my first story and i finished it but it was so basic and gross so i unpublished it. so this chick, mia, is a rebel n shit and her grades are low af then jimin (the smartest mf in the school) needs to tutor her bc if she fails her finals then she wont be able to graduate. then he likes her and then she likes him and its just criNGY AF OK BYE

the demon within ‣ d.ks*
→ kyungsoo is 2/3 human and the rest is demon. his father takes him to satan to train him to activate his inner demon, but instead, satan's daughter trains him. its too much to explain but i've written some !!

testify ‣ jikook*
→ listen to "testify" by august alsina bc its kinda based on that !! also, its angst :-)))))

screenshots ‣ z.yx*
→ a texting fic,,,but on snAPCHAT YEET. so basically yixing accidentally sends this girl a pic of his dick and she accidentally screenshots it and hes like 'wyd' then he tries to convince her to delete it, but instead, she uses it to blackmail him into doing whatever she wants and ye im rly bad at explaining

closer ‣ h.vc
→ you know that "texting song lyrics" prank? its basically that and its the lyrics to "closer" by chainsmokers. i dont think im gonna publish this, but if i do, should vernon be a normal guy or vernon of seventeen ??

noona kink‣ p.jm
→ so jungkook adds his older cousin to a group chat with jimin and taehyung then later on they all find out that jimin would rly want to date an older girl and call her noona and shit then they all laugh at him then the girl pms him like 'hey boi' idk

the switch ‣ o.sh
→ on the way to the airport to depart from seoul to bejing, (insert girl's name here) bumps into a guy and they both drop their phones. then they accidentally switch phones and then sehun cant get his phone back bc the girl is in china lmAo

sad sleeves ‣ j.hs
→ so this girl is dealing w depression and anorexia then hoseok tries to help her and wow this is the most basic thing holy crap

count down ‣ k.sj*
→ oKAY so seokjin has 14 days to make (insert girl's name here) fall in love with him. if he fails this task, the girl dies.

management ‣ k.jm*
→ there's a rumor that kim junmyeon, one of the most important men in seoul, treats women like dogs and always has flings, not being able to keep one woman for more than one night. then, his boss is like 'u need to show them that u can keep a girlfriend' then junmyeon is like 'but i dont want to' then his boss is like 'nope this needs to happen so now ur gonna date the president's daughter for at least 45 days'

unfaithful ‣ yoonjin*
→ ok so i dont rly ship yoonjin but my bff irl does (but like she ships bangtan w bangtan) so i decided to write this for her. this is what i got:

They were married, but Seokjin lost his memory only one week after their wedding. Yoongi had to pretend like nothing has ever happened between them, starting over from the top. Seokjin lived a very happy life from then on, he even had a kid with his fiance, Hyerin. Yoongi pretended to be happy when deep down, he was devastated.  

all we do ‣ k.ms*
→ loosely based off "all we do" by trey songz bc it goes "all we do is fuck, drink, and sleep." so this girl is an escort and minseok is her sugar daddy (obviously) then like they're always together bc da sex is gucci mane n ya

arificial‣ d.ks
→ its a texting fic where the main girl's bff adds her to a kik gc that she made with baekhyun, luhan, and kyungsoo and its basic and boring

and last, but not least,,,

BTS One Shots Book!!! {BTS X Reader} {SMUT ONLY!!}*****
→ its obviously a crack book but artificialjeon and i have written some and its gonna be lit af

i applaud whoever finished this

tagging whoever reads this bc i feel like my fingers are gonna fall off