Jokes about sensitive topics like

"Where does ISIS get recruits?? lmao the suicide hotline!! Hardeeharhar" like a dude told that and I said I didn't get it and he was like "Since they have so many suicide bombers" and I was like fUCK YOU but yeah he's a p close friend so I couldn't scream at him

But like

-gay jokes

-depression/cutting jokes

-"emo" jokes

-suicide jokes

-fuckwads

First up

Gay jokes

Like ???

Let's tell straight jokes if we're gonna tell gay jokes??

What did the man say to his wife??

"lol look at my straight white male privilege"

Hahah

Not so fuCKING FUNNY

"What does a gay horse eat?? Heeeeeeyyyyy!!"

Like bitch nah

But seriously??

Can you not respect someone's humanity enough?? that you need to generalize and be a fucking bigot?? Or like to the lesbian: You just haven't found the right man yet like bitch nah

Second:

Depression/cutting jokes

What about happy jokes?? Those don't exist

Look, I'm a happy person *smiles super-cheekily and dances around like a fucking bigot*

But seriously?? "Look, I'm so depressed" *pretends to cut* liKE BITCH I'LL CUT YOU

I'LL CHOP YA FOOKIN ARM OFF

But seriously they're not funny and they make me want to strangle someone

Or like

"lol you're not depressed you just want attention" like huh??

Depression is an actual mental condition?? And causes lots of problems?? Fuck you??

And cutting is really serious??

You don't just say

"I'm sad" and draw lines on your arm like "lol and this one's my favorite cut" and point to one like can you stop?? FUCKING ASSHOLE?? HHHHHHHH

Third is.... *drumroll*

EMO JOKESSSSSSS

Again, happy jokes??

Look at me, I wear bright colors and I'm always happy and I love everything??

Nah

Stop

"Look I'm emo" *puts hair in front of face and drags finger across forearm*

S T O P stop s top yOU NEED TO S TOP ??? ?

I can't describe how much it pisses me off

Oh and then the suicide jokes??

Like stop??

"I bet she killed herself because she broke up with her 'boyfriend'" liKE STOP YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR SITUATION??

Basically what the point of this chapter was

Don't be a fuckwad

Or a bigot

Don't be a complete ass, basically

Also the previous chapter had exactly 420 words 🌚🌚