Who wants another story with Michael and my friends in it ayyyyyy

Michael: I watched Deadpool over the weekend it was so good

*after talking everyone's ear off about Deadpool*

Michael: He can turn into a full woman

Me: Duh. I'm right here.

*later*

Michael: I was watching this top 10 facts on Deadpool and it said Deadpool was a sex machine

Me: But I'm Deadpool--shit

(tbh I don't even like Marvel or DC or w/e hahah)