I was telling my sister that a song she liked was awful and horrifying because it is ("what's the point of dreaming?" "can't complain about much these days" like uh you could complain about misogyny, rape culture, sexism, racism, etc.) and it just reinforces that everything is great like the lead singer is just an overprivileged white girl who probably has people catering to her every need since she's a pop star like ??? it's not like that for everyone??

And so when I was telling my sister that

She hit me in the head with a Swiffer (I was laying on the couch) and then she was like "I didn't mean to!" like ??? You wouldn't have had the Swiffer up that high for any other reason??? And why would you pretend to hit me ??? Bish??

So then I went upstairs like This bitch

And yeah