"Aphmau~Senpai, you had sex with Aaron~Kun?" Kawaii~chan gasped.
     "Kawaii~chan, don't tell anyone, but it wasn't Aaron. It was Laurance. Oh shit, why am I telling you this? You're a huge blabbermouth."
     "Uh-uh! Kawaii~chan's lips are zipped!"
     Just then the doorbell rang. "Kawaii~chan will get it!" She grinned, skipping to the door.
      Sure enough, it was Aaron.
      "Uh, Aaron~Kun! Come in!" Kawaii~chan whispers.
      Aaron makes his way indoors to see Aphmau on the couch with the white pregnancy test in her hand.
      "Wait, babe, why does it say positive? We haven't had sex in a while. Well, unless the time when Lucinda made the boys switch bodies with the girls, ya know, but I let you borrow a condom."
        Aphmau hides the stick under a cushion. "Oh, it's just... Um, it's a prank gift I bought from the store? It's only a prank, umm, it's not real. Yeah, it's not real." She shifts a little bit on the couch.
      "Okay, babe," he says, kissing Aphmau on the forehead. "Anyways, I was here to ask Kawaii~chan about her new job at the toystore!" He hands Kawaii~Chan a platter full of frosted pink sugar cookies. "Congrats!" He says.
     "Actually, Aaron~Kun, Kawaii~chan doesn't..."
      Aphmau elbows her. "Yeah, her job at the toystore is going great, Aaron! Thanks for asking!"
     Aaron smirks and glances at his watch. "Oh crap, look at the time! I better get going. See ya, Aphmau."
    Aphmau grabs the pregnancy test from under the couch cushion and holds it tight in her hand.
    "Please, let this be fake," she whispers to herself.
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