The next morning Kawaii~Chan wakes up with a huge smile on her face. She makes strawberry poptarts and cookies (WITHOUT burning the house down!) and sets off to the mall shopping center so she can apply for her new job!
When Kawaii~chan arrives, she enters the building that she thinks is the toy store.
"Wow, they really redid this place!" Kawaii~chan thinks. The tile floors are black and dark purple and the walls are covered in posters of girls with big boobs.
A girl with Scarlett Hair and a nose ring calls for Kawaii~chan to come speak with her.
"Hello! Wow, you guys really gave this place a makeover, didn't you?" She giggles.
The girl raises an eyebrow. "It's been this way for quite a while now. Anyways, Hun, my name is Alice. let's get straight on with the interview, shall we?"
"How many past boyfriends have you had?" Alice asked.
"Uh... Well, I mean, I sort of dated this prince guy..."
Alice looks surprised. "Wow, that's cool!" She jots something down on her clipboard.
"How often do you have sex?" Alice asked, grinning.
"WHAT?" Kawaii~chan gasps.
"If you want the job, you got to answer these questions!" Alice snaps, rolling her eyes.
"I... I... Have?" Kawaii~chan lies. Kawaii~chan hates lying, but she really wanted the job, too.
"Where have you worked in the past?" Alice asked.
"Uh... I worked at the Maid Café," Kawaii~chan explains. "But it got shut down because there weren't getting enough customers!"
"I'm sorry, Hun. Anyways, how badly do you want this job?"
"VERY, VERY, VERY BADLY!" Kawaii~chan says.
"And may I please see your ID?" Alice smiles.
Kawaii~chan hands over her ID. Alice glances at it, scans it and hands it back to her.
"Now, please sign these papers," Alice asks, handing Kawaii~chan a thin stack of paper.
Kawaii~chan usually doesn't like reading, so she just skips over everything and signs her name.
"You got the job!" Alice exclaims. Kawaii~chan is very happy. "I can't wait to sell toys! Thank you very much!" She squeals.
Alice stares at her as she walks out of the building.