Hey, bishes. It's Anitode, here's the newest chapter.

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Oh shit.

I'm so fucking dead.

The "alpha bitch" or Triangle's mother stood in front of me, her hands were on her hips and her face was twisted angrily.

Please don't kill me, I'm innocent.

Wait, that's right. I'm completely innocent, nothing but a little girl who doesn't know what alcohol or wine is.

Smirking internally, I tilted my head and pulled off my best confused puppy face.

"Mis-", I was fucking interrupted, how dare this bitch!

"What. Is. In. Your. Hands?" Triangle Hag, grounded out. She was angry, but thankfully not at me.

"Some strawberry punch, I saw some adults drinking it and I was thirsty. But, it doesn't taste that good, I think they forgot to add in the sugar, miss." Giving all the correct facial expressions, I even added in a disgusted look towards the end.

One second I was holding the almost empty cup of strawberry wine and the next it was out of my hands and in Triangle Hag's.

Thankfully, she left angrily heading towards the  shinobi that was nearest to me, poor Ino-Shika-Cho. Sorry, but not sorry.

Watching as Triangle Hag scolded them for not watching the drinks, I slipped away undetected.

I'm going to abuse the shit out of my "innocence" and cuteness.

No one will stop me! MUHAHAHAHA!

The party seemed to be dying and the snot nosed extras that were beating the shit out of each other seemed to be tired of playing tag.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Trying to locate my old hag I turned around only to be punched in the fucking stomach by Triangles.

'TAG!"

He's gonna,

"DIE!!!!", I screamed.

Angrily, I chased him down, his laughter and giggles pissing the shit out of me.

Shinobi and kunoichi alike stared in amusement, watching me trying to chase down the soon to be dead kid.

Quickly growing tired, I hunched over and tried to regain my damn breath. Stupid untrained body!

Triangles disappeared but it didn't matter as I swore revenge. The next time I see him will be the last time he will ever enjoy breathing!

Still trying to regain my breath I searched for Old Hag, hoping she was somewhere near.

Bumping into numerous people, I finally found her. Walking slowly towards her, it seemed that she was in the middle of gaining connections with some civilians, most likely trying to kickstart her dreams of being a fashion designer.

Sighing, I waited by the wall for her to finish and for us to go home. Hopefully, I can relax and cuss out deities who shall not be named. That sounds relaxing as fuck.

Of course, it'll have to be later because it seemed Hag was still talking and Naruto, or Fishcakes seemed to be walking towards me.

No NO NOO! Don't you fucking dare go near me!

My dreams seemed to crash as Fishcakes stopped in front of me and hesitantly smiled.

Why must you give me such a look, now I can't say no?!

He was smiling nervously and scratching at the back of his neck, he was about to say something before I cut him off.

"What do you want?"

"DOYOUWANNABEMYFRIEND?!!?" Fishcakes blurted out, his whiskered cheeks reddening in color.

Fuck.

I can't say no.

"The fucking you mean Fishcakes?! I thought we were already friends?" I grouched out.

Fishcakes face seemed to have turned into the sun as his smile almost fucking blinded me.

I couldn't react fast enough to dodge his hug as he tackled me to the ground.

Why me? Do you find enjoyment in my misery, Abeona? Huh, do you?