What's the most embarrassing thing to happen to you in the past year?

I had this crush on one of my friends and I was going to ask him out but before I could he confessed that he was gay. 😂😭 I stopped working for a minute but I was glad I didn't confess my feelings, in the end, he pulled off high heels better than I ever could.

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I waited for a response expecting an answer but it seemed these extras were to stupid to give me an answer. I scanned the group looking for an answer out of the five of them, seeing as they were the largest group of the Rookie 12: Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Choji, and Shikamaru.

It seemed that none of them wanted to go because they were either to scared, lazy, or comfortable to leave their spots.

Counting my losses on these losers I began to look for some more outspoken people who I could befriend and make allies with.

Brushing past clanspeople and elite shinobi and kunoichi , I most definitely made a few spill food on themselves before I found the perfect candidate.

Right in front of me stood Kiba Inuzuka and Naruto Uzumaki, bashing heads and arguing about some bullshit.

Preferably, I don't really want to befriend Naruto, no offense to him but being close to him will put me under suspicion and close scrutiny.

"Oi! You extras!" I called out, catching their attention, "Let's go explore or some shit." I declared proudly, my hands on my hips.

It seemed that caught their attention because after they blurted out their names and Naruto his dream, we began on a badass adventure to explore the party area and maybe the Nara Forest.

"Hey, Triangle Face! Didn't you say you were an Inuzuku, don't you have a dog?" I questioned.

Ignoring his protest at his nickname and Naruto's snickers, he said,

"Ma said I have to wait until I'm eight to get him, why you asking?"

Huh, makes sense seeing as the anime never mentioned the age he got Akamaru. Ignoring his question I turned to Fish Cake.

Poking him in the stomach, I yelled out tag and ran like hell. Which makes sense seeing as Naruto was confused and shocked that someone would play with him willingly, before he snapped out of it with a dumbass shit-eating grin on his face.

Basically punching Triangles in the stomach, making him hunch over and gasp, Naruto ran in my direction to get away from Triangles.

Somehow, Triangles ended up tagging Ino, who tagged Sakura, and the game ended up including every child at the party.

Welp, my job is done. Smirking, I almost cackled at the chaos. What a beautiful sight.

Grabbing some cake and cookies, I began to binge while sitting on my ass watching as a few adults were ganged up on by the little beasts.

Looking around the table set up with food I couldn't find any alcohol or meat, which sucked since I felt sick of all the sweets.

Until I noticed adults walking in and out of the house, smirking, I used my superior ninja skills to get into the house, unaware of the adult's amused glances.

The Nara home was actually really traditional with a slight hint of modern touches. Sneaking past adults, I found exactly what I was looking for, the wine and meat.

While I was a teenager in my past life I had a few parties with Shitty Hair, and I discovered I was bisexual when I awoke naked in bed with Shitty Hair and Pinky.

Blushing at the memory of losing my virginity in a three some, I stealthily snuck towards the wine area, and poured myself a big ass glass. Thankfully, you couldn't see it was wine since the cup wasn't clear.

Throwing some chicken on a plate, I walked outside to see Triangles tackling Emo Ass to the ground shouting, "TAG!"

Damn, these extras are violent as hell. The adults paid no mind to them and I walked to a corner planning to be a wallflower so that I could eat and drink in peace.

Paying Shikamaru's father and his friends no mind, I mumbled a word of thanks before stabbing my chicken with a chopstick.

Happily munching on my food I enjoyed the show and cackled whenever I saw one of the little beasts punch,slap, or tackle each other in the game of tag.

Good thing I left that game when I got the chance. Ignoring the disturbed looks Shikaku and his friends gave me, I finished off my chicken before taking a deep sniff at my Strawberry flavored wine.

Tilting my head back I chugged on my wine like I did it for years before happily sighing.

Of course, like a retard, I forgot that shinobi had a strong nose I got my ass busted by Triangle's mother.

Shit!