Eyyyyy, how are you guys? Well, here's another update because my life has no meaning and I'm bored as fuck.

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After the Nara party for important people only, I realized just how annoying children are. Especially the sad and desperate ones.

Fishcakes and Triangles were both grasping onto my legs, the three of us forming a trio of loudmouths.

I already want to die.

Not breaking my vow from the party I punched Triangles deep in the gut shouting "TAG MOTHAFUCKER", I doubt he understood what I meant but our game of tag formed a war.

Every time we saw each other scare the shit out of the other by popping out of nowhere and throw punches.

Ah, true friend right there. Even if he is an annoying piece of shit.

Fishcakes seemed to enjoy being included in and I tended to invite them to sleepovers and dinner.

Old Hag was being a ridiculous bitch about it though, always smirking and pinching our cheeks whilst talking to Triangle's hag mom.

Old women, ugh.

Now at the age of elevan, and in the Academy I realized how easily I was adapting to my life being transformed and how I was excepting it.

Abeona was still an asshole, nothing new. But he mentioned something about an "upgrade" which I hope means he would give me back my dick, highly unlikely but it didn't hurt to dream.

Being in the Academy was interesting, boring at first but was now speeding up to start rivaling my middle school years.

Obviously I was first in class, like I'd allow myself to be second or last.

Fishcake, Triangle, and Pineapple became my friends as I tried to avoid the girls.

Why? Because Bro Code was much stronger than Sis Code.

I'm still a Pro-Hero inside, even if I died in my debut.

I finished copying all the Japanese songs that were popular or that I remembered and started on English songs and famous movies.

Once I became old enough I was gonna publish this shit and become rich and famous.

Life was good.

Until it wasn't.

Fuck that, my life was turning into shit!

First off, Old Hag was conspiring with Alpha Bitch on arranging a marriage between me and Triangles.

NANI?!? Fuck no, I got Triangles to protest against that shit with me after explaining what married couples are expected to do and how they wanted us to have a pack of snot nosed brats.

Traumatizing children has always been a skill of mine.

Secondly, more and more elite shinobi have been watching my fine ass. Especially since I "awokened" my bloodline limit or quirk as I call it.

It seemed that they were thinking about how much I was worth with it.

My reaction was obvious, telling Old Hag and never being by myself.

Her fury was still remembered throughout Konoha as she threatened to tell her Kage and original village.

My stalkers wisely backed off then.

Thirdly, I started female puberty.

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Puberty fucking sucked. My voice cracked and my boobs hurt and I always got cramps.

The shit fucking sucked.

There was nothing in life for me to do besides train and socialize. Until, I introduced wrestle mania and volleyball.

These fucking extras took that shit to an entirely new level. Wrestle mania became a sport where we threw each other off platforms or trees.

I don't even wanna mention how volleyball turned out, the games still gave me nightmares.

I was writing/copying a book which I called "Hunger Games",  so that when I gratulated the Academy I would publish it and craft my path to money and have enough to live comfortably.

Honestly, at first I didn't even want to go to the Academy because of death and bloodshed but then I realized that it was the only way to survive with my quirk and luck.

Emo Ass Sasgay, or Sasuke, looked like an edgy little shit and his family was already killed off before I could do anything about it.

Poor kid.

I tried thinking about what point of time I was in, a few years after the Uchiha Deathday and a few years before shit really started going South.

No doubt in two years Naruto is going to train under Pervy Toad and the rest of Team 7 under the other Sannins.

Never did I expect that to change.