Me: You're so high.
Grayson: In the sky.
Me: No on the ground.
Grayson: IN THE SKY SO HIGH LIKE A BIRD!
Me: I need to record this.
Grayson: WHERE'S THE RECORD?
Me: In space.
Grayson: SPACE. WE'RE IN SPACE. THERE'S A RACCOON! *points at sink* Pretty ears.
Me: Thank you.
Grayson: *closes eyes*
Me: Are you going to sleep?
Grayson:*nods* I don't want any RACCOONS near me.
Me: They won't touch you I won't let them
Grayson: Okay.... I AM GROOT!
Me: What are you talking about?
Grayson: GROOT
Me: Who is Groot?
Grayson: I am.
Me: So you are Groot?
Grayson: I am...
Me: Okay then Groot.
Grayson: *laughs hysterically*