It was a bright lovely day at the Varia headquarter until everyone decided to wake up. The bright day ended when especially when Xanxus woke up. The annoying and violent Xanxan was your one true hate. Mainly because he throw jobs to Squalo and Squalo throws the job to you because you're a what? 'A LOW CLASS SCUM' as Squalo would say. What a great family right, Lussuria? 

Today the task thrown around was the boss' meal, he liked steak more than he liked to imagine Tsuna dying and that says something.

You gathered up all your courage and made sure you wore an imaginary helmet and protective armor before entering the boss' room with a damn steak.

"Boss, here's your steak."

"Get it away from me."

"HUH? But you wanted it and threw like twenty wine glasses at Squalo so.." Such fickle mindedness.

"That was hours ago."

"Five minutes you mean?" 

"Fuck off or I'll kill you."

You made a face at the all high and mighty Xanxus and for some reason you felt that you had lived enough and decides to eat the steak in front of him. Since he does not want to eat it, why waste it right?

"Hey you really don't want it? Its super nice!" You said with your mouth full.

Xanxus opened his eyes slightly, revealing his flaming red eyes and stared daggers at you before putting his legs down from the table. He then lean in closely to your face with a look of confusion while you just blinked.

"Women, you are not sane."

"If I was, I probably won't be in Varia."

Xanxus simply smirked and lean back on his chair with his eyes opened this time to seemingly study you. 

"You interest me, women."

"One, its not women, its (Y/N). Two, why are you interested in me?"

Xanxus then reach for your chin and made you look at him. For some reason, this froze all your movement and could only look into his red eyes. He then proceed to pull you to him over the table, breaking possibly things more expensive than your life, to his lap with his free hand.

A loud gasp escaped your lips and your face was bright red as you sat awkwardly on his lap.

"Boss, I do not have a daddy kink..."

But it seems as if dear Xanxan did not hear you and started to close the gap between you two. You closed your eyes waiting for oh you don't know, a kiss?

"Scum." 

Wait, what?

You opened your eyes and Xanxus merely laughed at you. That's it, you're going to kill yourself. Was it really that fun to make fun of you in such a way? What a bitch. You huff and got up and threw the remaining of your steak at him. 

Yay, victory to you.

A low growl could be heard and you ran. Ran in full speed away from here. Cue Squalo shouting now!

Ok idk what I'm doing lol fuck.