Honestly in the love of Varia,  Squalo needs to shut the fuck up. 

"VOIIIIIII WHO DYED MY HAIR? (Y/N)??"

"No not me.. Fran did..." You casually said

"Ara? (Y/N) senpai you cant just frame me. "

"VOIIIII (Y/N) YOU ARE GETTING THIS DYE OFF MY HAIR." You rolled your eyes.

Okay it was you who dyed Squalo's hair but that's because it's fun and also no one have better quality hair as compared to him. After all, it is varia quality //smacked//

Like Fran, you two tend to pull pranks very often so it's always either you or him getting into trouble. Although Fran seems to have a fixed target, Bel. You reluctantly get off your seat and dragged Squalo to get his dye off. Honestly black was nice, it matched his soul. Actually it matches all of Varia's soul. 

You washed his hair with extremely hot water causing him to shout and voi. For some reason, this place actually have such fancy hair washing thing like the ones in the salon. Why though? Ya, probably Squalo.

You decided to be serious and get this over with but for some reason, you really liked his silky long hair. Lacing your fingers through his hair, you also slowly admired his pretty face. His face when he is not shouting and being reckless. His face that showed calmness unlike how he usually was. It was breathtaking you would say. 

"OI you done? Blow dry it too." Thanks for ruining my moment taichou. You decided that you should really blow dry his hair. Literally. You blew and blew at his hair till he finally snapped and faced you shouting 

"OI CAN YOU NOT FOOL AROUND AND JUST DRY IT. IF YOU DONT, YOU WILL DIE." 

You let out an ugly laugh before falling onto the floor, holding onto your stomach.

Hohoho you really wanted to know what the almighty taichou can do and all his word fell into deaf ear. You heard him mutter a 'that' and a 'it'. what does that make, hmmmm. You didn't have much time to think though because for some damned reason, Squalo kissed you. You stood there rooted to the ground and couldn't even blink. After possibly what felt like a century later, he let go. 

"See. Do your job properly or there's more to come." 

Ya you definitely wanted what's more to come.