Me: What the f//k is that noise? *walks to bathroom*

Origin, Void, Hypno, Illusion, and Nightmare Steve in a circle holding hands around candles lighting an ouija board.

Me: Hey! What did I say about starting cults in my bathroom? If you want to start a cult, take it outside. Bathrooms are no place to start a cult.

They take their stuff and leave the bathroom.

Moments later.

Me: Mom?
My mom: What?
Me: Minecraft creepy pastas with the last name of Steve are starting a cult outside our house. I'll call the cops.