I heard someone say this joke and I thought "These Steve Saga characters would fit this". Here we are.

Sabre: Wanna year a joke?
Origin: Sure. I got nothing else to do.
Sabre: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Origin: *thinks of a million reasons* No. Tell me.
Sabre: To get to the idiots house. Knock knock.
Origin: Who's there??
Sabre: The chicken.
Origin: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Sabre: This was so worth it!