Me: The struggle is real.
Elemental: Why?
Me: I have to dress as a toddler tomorrow.
Elemental: Why?
Me: Our school has dress up days. My grade's year is toddler. Next is Rebellious teen. Why couldn't I be that?
Elemental: How would you pull that off?
Me: Wear a jacket, put on eye shadow, and act dead inside.
Elemental: You're an odd kid.