ADMIT IT, YOU JUST GOT WRECKED

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Who dat girl? She be rollin down the street, she be rollin to the beat. Shit waddup

Why did she delete all the chapters and restart this trash?

Idk you tell me

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Heyyy sweethearts, it's meeee Mario! I mean your girl Karla ♡´･ᴗ･'♡

I also go by 100000000000 other names like Karley, Karli, Karlisi, Karlchen, Karlita, Karlina, Lazy Ass or "Failure" (Quote by my mom when she gets mad at me)

I am the meme empress of trashlandia, a soft and hard Jungkook stan who actually stans all of BTS, and I also love other kpop groups as well.

Some Facts:

- I'm a saggitarius born on the 14th of December 2001

- I'm a Eurasian little flower (Half German ~ half Phillipino, with small parts Japanese, Chinese, Indian and Spanish)

- I'm fluent as hell in German and English, am pretty good at French (Not written tho, hell nah never) and I have limited Spanish, Korean and Tagalog vocabulary

- I'm smol af, like 160cm or something. AGH ALL PEOPLE AROUND ME LOOK LIKE BIG WALKING BAGUETTES

- I've lived in Germany, Singapore (Y'ALL SG PEOPLE ARE LIT ASF 🔥 LOVE YOU) and Thailand before

- Right now I live in a place with lots of Seagulls, it just shows how destined me and Juancock are ;)

- I do digital and traditional art, I simply love it, just like writing and poetry ♡

Here is an unfinished drawing of Kookie, that I'm currently working on

Stuff I do when bored in class:

- My hobbies are the stuff mentioned above, memes, dancing, gymnastics, yoga, swimming, sleeping, eating, playing piano, binge watching series and being weird as hell

- I love Cardi B, her personality is too funny <3 I love y'all too!

- I travel alot. Maybe I'll be in your area soon ;) JUST LIKE BLACKPINK (STAN THEM) ♡

- hoe for AESTHETICS and BTS (who isnt)

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THE HOLY GRAIL OF MY LIFE:
FOOD, SLEEP, BTS AND MEMES

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Those four are my ｒｅｌｉｇｉｏｎ, and these are the laws of my religion called "Karlism"

1. You shall stay up very late each night, but sleep really long

2. You shall worship BTS with all your heart

3. You shall every morning question the meaning of life and wonder if it's even worth it to get out of bed

4. You shall love food and eat whatever the fuck you want. The tastier and healthier, the better! (Don't come @ me because I eat so much unhealthy stuff tho)

5. You shall read the bible of dank memes and memorize the best of the classic and new memes

6. BTS are kings, don't fite me

7. You shall listen to BTS songs at least once a day

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If you wanna convert to this religion, hmu and I'll send you the meme bible, some bts merch and a 3$ chain that will show your membership

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Okay but like jokes aside, thats my life summed up (ღ˘ω˘ღ)

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Dis me btw:

(aka when you wanna be aesthetic so you hide behind a fake plant that really smells like plastic)

Lets ignore my emotionless bella from twilight facial expressions (￣ω￣;)

Anyone else need to take like 1000000 selfies in order to find 1 good one? ಥ_ಥ

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Anyways, that's it for now 。^‿^｡

I just want to add that even though I am all hyper and memey all the time, that doesn't mean I can't be serious. I can be very serious and am also always up for serious conversations as well.

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