S1/Ep.1: Overture
Episode Summary: Charlie pitches Heaven her plan to save sinners by way of redeeming themselves through her Hotel. Vaggie enlists the staff to make a commercial to promote the hotel.
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(Opening: Hazbin Hotel Anime Opening)
(Opening Theme Ends)
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A week had passed in the Annual Extermination and Shio joining the Hotel. Much has changed for the young Kamen Rider as he helped around the Hotel. Since he was working there. Shio was given the job as hotel security and also being the Hotel's chef cooker.
The reason for the second one is due to the fact that Shio was an amazing cook. During dinner, he cooked a few dishes, and everyone loved it. This was no surprise since his father always taught him how to cook and thanks to being a deity, he had knowledge on how to make various types of foods from multiple different cultures. As a result, whenever there was breakfast, lunch, or dinner, Shio would be the one to do most of the cooking.
On the other hand, Shio told the other residents who and what he was, all of them both surprised and shocked to see a literal deity standing before them. Meanwhile, Charlie was excited to learn about all the worlds Shio went to and wished to know more about them. Not wanting to disappoint her, Shio told her about most of his adventures and the friends he's made.
Of course, Vaggie would watch them and glares hatefully at Shio for how close he's gotten with Charlie. Over the week, this had led to several confrontation between the two which led to several fights. Shio tries to tell her that there is nothing going on between him and Charlie, stating that he isn't trying to drive a wedge between the two and that he respects their relationship. However, Vaggie doesn't believe him and continues to attack him. However, much of that was soon put to a stop when Charlie intervened and forced the two to work together for her sake. This caused Vaggie to stop trying to attack Shio but that didn't mean she liked him.
However, during the past week, Charlie began to learn more about Earth's custom and culture, considering the fact she hasn't been there for decades. But what really got her interested was the theme known as cosplay. Something she learned from Shio when he talked about Japan. She interested, especially when it came to the songs sung by Japan, and she wanted to dress up like one of them.
One example was when Charlie got interested in cosplay and she dressed up as Hatsune Miku.
[FLASHBACK]
Shio: (confused) "Charlie, you want me to do what exactly?"
Charlie: "I want to look like this character called Hatsune Miku."
She shows Shio an image of the Vocaloid character she wants to dress up as.
Charlie: "I'm curious about this 'cosplay' thing and I want to try it."
He glances at Vaggie who glares at him, but she sighs and gesture him to give a go ahead. Sighing, Shio snaps his fingers and soon manifested clothes for Charlie to cosplay in.
Shio: "Here, you'll look like Miku by wearing this."
Charlie: (smiles) "Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
She takes the clothes and rushes to her room. It took a few minutes, and she reveals herself. Both Shio and Vaggie go wide eyes seeing her new appearance.
(A/N: Not gonna lie. She does look good in my opinion as Hatsune Miku.)
Charlie: (smiles) "Ta da! What do you think?"
This was the response she gotten from the two.
Shio: (wide eyes) "Woah..."
Vaggie: (wide eyes) "Oh Dios... ella es tan linda." (Oh gosh... she's so cute.)
The Princess blushes as everyone else soon came into the picture and are all surprised to see the outfit Charlie was wearing.
Alastor: (smiles) "My, my dear, just what are you wearing?"
Charlie: "Oh will it something called cosplay. I learned it from Shio, and I'm dressed at Hatsune Miku."
Angel: (confused) "Who?"
Shio: "She's an anime singer who's very popular in Japan."
Niffty: (smiles) "I like the outfit! It looks perfect on you!"
Charlie: (smiles) "Aw thanks Niffty!"
Alastor: (smiles) "You, since you like singing, why do you give us a song. Specifically, a song sung by this Hatsune Miku character."
Charlie: "Well I would but there's no music box so-"
Shio: "Not a problem."
The Kamen Rider snaps his fingers and produces a karaoke machine.
Angel: "Damn those powers of yours are really useful."
He shrugs and begins to turn it on. When asking what kind of song Charlie wants to sing, she picks 'World is Mine' song and Shio puts it on English dub. Once it was all ready, Charlie clears her throat and begins to sing.
(BGM: World Is Mine (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】ワールドイズマイン)
As she was singing, everyone couldn't help but be amazed hearing her voice.
(Background Music Ends)
By the time she was finished singing, everyone was amazed as some of them even clapped. Just then Niffy raised her hand.
Niffty: (smiles) "Oh! Me next! I wanna sing!"
Angel: (smirks) "Me too!"
Throughout the entire day, residents took turns singing and they actually had a fun time doing so.
[FLASHBACK ENDS]
So that incident was kinda weird, but it wasn't like anyone didn't enjoy it. Shio had to admit, Charlie did look good dressing up as Hatsune Miku. He was especially sure that Vaggie enjoyed it when he saw her blushing face.
Anyway, back to present time, Shio is seen waking up as he looks out the window. He looks to his alarm and see it was 6:00 AM. Although technically he didn't need sleep anymore, he still enjoyed it whenever he can. The Kamen Rider sighs since he knows who to do for today.
Shio: (sigh) "Well... time to start the day. Better make breakfast."
He gets out from bed and dresses up, before heading back downstairs.
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Charlie Morningstar: "Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven."
The scene opens to a depiction of the universe where Heaven lies in the sky with its golden gates shining.
Charlie: "It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil."
The scene shifts to show the Heavenly beings known as Angels in their true form.
Two ethereal faces are shown. On the left represents good while the other represents evil.
Charlie: "Lucifer was one of these angels."
A silhouette of her father, Lucifer Morningstar, is shown.
Charlie: "He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world."
The silhouette of Lucifer Morningstar is shown creating fireworks, which draws the ire wrath of the angels for his behavior.
Charlie: "So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways."
Lucifer is seen watching in sadness as the Angels are seen creating the Earth.
Charlie: "From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith."
The Angels are seen taking dust and blowing life into it, creating the first two humans of Adam and Lilith.
Charlie: "Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will."
Lilith is rejecting Adam and fled from the garden where she meets Lucifer and fell in love.
Charlie: "She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love."
The scene shifts to show Lucifer and Lilith at the Tree of Knowledge where they see Adam's new bride named Eve.
Charlie: "Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted."
Lucifer and Lilith are seen offering her an apple from a tree to bring free will to humanity and she accepted it by taking a bite.
Charlie: "But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered."
A dark root is seen rising up and begins to grasp the Earth with its claw like hand. Darkness soon covers the Earth as demonic red eyes are seen being opened. The Angel watching the Earth are soon horrified when the Earth shattered due to the darkness being unleashed upon them.
Charlie: "As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked."
The angels banished Lucifer and Eve from Heaven and Earth, and into the depths of pit black and darkness realm now called Hell.
Charlie: "Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power."
While Lucifer stagnated, Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights.
Charlie: "Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them."
Fearing Hell's growing power, the Seraphim allows the start of the yearly Extermination led by the first human now turned Angel known as Adam.
The Extermination was a form of population control method for the overpopulated demons and sinners.
Charlie: "But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell."
The silhouette of Charlie is shown until she finally finishes narrating the story and then closes a book titled 'The Story of Hell' as she looks out to Pentagram City.
Charlie: "Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud."
Clutching a demon key, she soberly looks out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie comes into the room.
Vaggie: "Charlie?"
The key Charlie is holding transforms into her pet cat named KeeKee.
The cat scampers away, and Charlie turns to Vaggie in surprise.
Charlie: (surprised) "Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?"
Vaggie: (smiles) "Uh, yeah. I was right there."
Vaggie points her thumb to the doorway.
Charlie: (smiles) "Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps..."
Charlie looks down with sadness and regret as Vaggie chuckles
Vaggie: (chuckles) "Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?"
She sits down with Charlie as the Fallen Angel has a worried expression on her face.
Charlie: (smiles) "I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff."
Vaggie: (concerned) "Did you hear from your mom?"
The Princess shakes her head in dismay.
Vaggie: (cringe) "Oof... how long has it been now?"
Charlie: (forced smile) "Not that long, only... seven... years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."
Charlie stands up and faces the window. Vaggie then gets up and then holds her hands.
Vaggie: "Well, at least you're not alone."
Charlie: (smiles) "I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work."
The pair sat down as Vaggie gently holds her cheeks.
Vaggie: (smiles) "It will. I have faith in you."
KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.
Vaggie: (smiles) "Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us."
As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.
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The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention.
Alastor: (smiles) "Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell!"
Soon the camera zooms out to show a destroyed city and soon multiple demon sinners pop out.
Alastor: (smiles) "But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption!"
As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel.
Alastor: (smiles) "Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!"
The camera pans over to Charlie on camera, and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her. A scene shifts to show Charle at 666 News trying to impress Katie Killjoy with a drawing of the Holtel in hearts and rainbows. The newswoman was not impressed as Charlie had a nervous smile. The most striking detail was the cast on Killjoy's leg due to it being broken, evidently caused by Shio.
Alastor: (smiles) "Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!"
More images are shown of Charlie doing a diagram of his plans and another photo of Charlie looking depressed while her father Lucifer is seen turning his back against her.
Alastor: (smiles) "Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control."
The camera shows the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug.
Alastor: (smiles) "Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!"
The camera shifts to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off.
Alastor: (smiles) "Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident."
Angel Dust flips Alastor off and then the poor drawing of the hotel.
Alastor: (smiles) "Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"
An apparent call number is show but doesn't have the phone number.
CALL NOW!!!
OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE!
WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WORKING PHONE!
The Radio demon then turns off the TV when the commercial finally ends.
Alastor: (smiles) "So, what do you think?"
On the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor. Shio was also there as he was standing next to the couch and shaking his head at how bad the commercial was.
Vaggie: (glares) "I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?"
Shio: (shakes head) "Alastor... this is NOT what we're going for."
Charlie: (nervous smile) "Uh, yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."
Shio: "Bad. The word she's looking for is bad."
Vaggie: (glares) "What he said."
Alastor: (smiles) "Funny. I was going for hilarious."
Vaggie: (glares) "It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point."
Charlie: (smiles) "Vaggie is right Alastor. The commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."
Shio let out a cough and glances at the Princess. Charlie sees this and gives a nervous smile.
Charlie: (nervous smiles) "For those who truly deserve it of course."
The Radio demon then walks over to the fireplace...
Alastor: (smiles) "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself."
... before going to the TV and tapping it with his microphone staff.
Alastor: (smiles) "But you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement. So, I had a little fun with it."
Shio: (arms crossed) "Define 'fun' in your language."
Vaggie: (glares) "Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it?"
She then stands up and speaks to Alastor in an accusing tone.
Vaggie: (glares) "Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time."
Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.
Vaggie: (annoyed glare) "What?"
Angel: (smiles) "If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?"
He takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself., but Vaggie doesn't like it.
Vaggie: (annoyed) "Angel, you're a porn star."
Angel: (smiles) "A famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."
Vaggie: (glares) "We are not filming a porn as a commercial."
Angel: (smiles) "Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel. Or perhaps you can pair me up with Mr. Rider over there. With that clone ability of his, I'm sure he can give me the time of my life which will attract the ladies who'll want their holes jammed."
As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement. For Shio, he glares at the porn star in annoyance.
Alastor: (angry laughs) "Ha ha. Never going to happen."
Shio: (annoyed glare) "I'm not into dudes Angel. My preference are females only."
Charlie: (nervous smile) "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you... in that way."
Shio: (rolls eyes) "Charlie I REALLY don't think he cares."
Angel: (smiles) "Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
Charlie chuckles nervously until her phone rings from Lucifer.
Charlie: "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."
She then walks off somewhere private to answer the call.
Angel: (smiles) "I could keep going all night, baby."
While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie finds a place and breathes nervously as she answers the call.
Charlie: (nervous smile) "Hello? Dad?"
As Charlie take the phone call, the scene switches to Shio, Vaggie, Angel, and Alastor.
Angel: (annoyed glare) "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?"
Alastor: (smiles) "Oh, trust me..."
The Radio Demon smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic as deer horns grow on his head.
Alastor: (demonic tone) "... I can."
Husk: "Why do you think I'm here?"
The camera moves to Husk at the bar.
Husk: (glares) "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"
As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.
Nifty: (smiles) "I like being forced."
Husk: (glares) "Keep that to yourself, Nif."
Angel: (seductive smile) "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"
Husk: (glares) "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."
Angel: (seductive smile) "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."
Vaggie: (sighs) "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."
Shio: (nods) "She's right. Otherwise, it would defeat the whole purpose of this Hotel."
Angel then points to himself.
Angel: (annoyed) "I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?"
Shio: "Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible. I mean, why do you think I'm here? I wouldn't be here if I didn't believe in Charlie's dream."
Angel Dust places a hand on Shio's shoulder, giving him a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one.
Angel: (deadpanned) "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."
The scene comes back to Charlie, and after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.
Charlie: (smiles) "Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?"
She hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.
Charlie: (excited gasp) "Yes...YES!"
The Princess giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie and Shio in gibberish, waving very franticly at them that freaks Vaggie out and surprises Shio.
Charlie: (excited smile) "Vaggie! Shio! Holy, shit!"
Vaggie: "Ah! what?"
Shio: (surprised) "Huh?"
Charlie waves at the two to come to her for some exciting news.
Charlie: (mumbling excitedly) "Get over here!"
Both Shio and Vaggie glance at each other before the Fallen Angel sighs happily. The two come over to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie and Shio meet Charlie behind.
Vaggie: (confused) "What's going on?"
The Princess breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.
Charlie: (smiles) "My dad just called; he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."
Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.
Vaggie: (confused) "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-"
As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work and remains hopeful that she starts singing.
(BGM: "Happy Day in Hell" // FULL ORIGINAL SONG from HAZBIN HOTEL - Season 1 // by ERIKA HENNINGSEN)
Charlie: "♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫"
"♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫"
She reaches forward to touch the light from the glass window.
Vaggie: (worried) "Charlie, hold on..."
She tries to grab her by Charlie moves out of the way.
Charlie: "♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫"
She then begins to dance around the Hotel lobby.
"♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫"
Vaggie: "It's just a meeting."
Charlie: "♫To change their minds ♫"
"♫ And touch their hearts♫"
"♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫"
Vaggie: "This could be bad..."
The Princess looks at her girlfriend.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫Cheer up, Vaggie! ♫"
She grabs her and pulls her towards her.
"♫ This could be swell! ♫"
The two then begin spinning.
"♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫"
Charlie lets her go as Vaggie stumbles to the stairway. Luckily, Shio caught her and allowed her to regain her balance.
Vaggie: "Okay, but just don't... sing to them."
Shio: "Uh Vaggie? That might be a problem."
Pointing to the door entrance, Vaggie sees Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City. Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.
Angel: (smiles) "That bitch is halfway down the street!"
Vaggie: "Is she-?"
Angel: (smiles) "Oh, she's dancin'!"
Vaggie: "Ugh, no..."
Shio: (sighs) "I'll go after her. Make sure she doesn't get herself killed or worse."
The Kamen Rider runs out the door and teleports to her location, leaving the others at the Hotel.
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The scene cuts to Charlie making her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song. One the other hand, Shio teleports a few feet behind her and chases after her.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫"
"♫ That wafts through the air. ♫"
"♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫"
Charlie and Shio come to a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice them, and the pair awkwardly flees before Charlie continues to sing.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫"
"♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫"
Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. Shio's face turns a bit green before using his wind element to blow away the smell. Charlie then cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫"
Shio: (worried) "Charlie I don't think-"
Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.
Charlie: (smiles) "Hi, mister!"
Demon: (glares) "Go fuck yourself!"
The Kamen Rider glares at him before following Charlie. One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.
Demon #1: "♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫"
Charlie: (smiles) "Hello!"
Another demon is shown holding a large, mashed up ball made of barbed wire.
Demon #2: (sadistic smile) "♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫"
Shio grabs her and pulls here away.
Charlie: "Ah, excuse me!"
She then backs away and bumps into a large demon with an executioner mask and an axe.
Demon #3: "♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫"
Another demon, this time a sinner showing he had a knife in his eye.
Sinner #1: "♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫"
He falls to the ground dead as the demons' group up for the song.
Demons: "♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫"
Then Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.
Charlie: "♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫"
"♫ That any soul can change! ♫"
From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend.
Vaggie: (worried) "♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫"
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫"
"♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫"
Vaggie: (glares) "♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫"
She walks off the car as Shio follows her.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫"
She gestures to a group of homeless demons dragging a dead body away.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ The lost and displaced. ♫"
She gestures to a demon who's drunk and is ready to throw up in a trash can.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫"
She's a bit freaked out when she sees a couple of dead bodies handing on a lamp post.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫"
She opens the door to a truck.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫"
A dead body soon falls out. A truck comes by, and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town. Shio jumps and lands on top, so he doesn't lose her.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ From the porn studio. ♫"
She points to the building that literally says, 'PORN STUDIOS'.
"♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫
"♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫"
Multiple demons are seen watching the TV to see the sex scenes. Both Charlie and Shio then jump off as they arrive at Cannibal Town.
Charlie: (smiles)"♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫"
She was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.
Charlie: "♫ Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! ♫"
It turns out some bits of brain enter into Charlie's eyes.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫"
The Kamen Rider sees this and helps wipe away the chunk of flesh, something that Charlie appreciates.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫"
"♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫"
Sinner #1: "♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫"
"♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫"
"♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫"
Sinner #2: (smiles) "♫ I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole. ♫"
"♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫"
It's soon revealed that both Shio and Charlie have finally arrived at the Heaven Embassy.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ To change their minds. ♫"
Right at that moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie and Shio, which creeps them both out.
Trenchcoat Demon: (smiles) "♫ And touch my parts! ♫"
Charlie: (nervous) "Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna... ♫ Fulfill my destiny! ♫"
Trenchcoat Demon: (shrugs) "Your loss, bitch!"
Glaring at him, Shio lifts the slug demon in the air with telekinesis and kicked him away, sending him to the other side of the city.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ I can already tell! ♫"
"♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell! ♫"
(Background Music Ends)
The pair walk over to the entrance of the embassy and Shio opens the door to let Charlie in.
Shio: "After you."
Charlie: (smiles) "Thanks."
The two walk inside so see if there was anyone.
Charlie: "Hello!"
Her voice echoes as the two walk further inside. Instead, what they were greeted to was an empty lobby.
She tries calling out again, only for no one to respond to Charlie's calls. Getting no response, she feels a bit creeped out.
Charlie: (nervous) "Creepy..."
Shio: "Maybe we'll get out answers at the front desk."
Agreeing with her friend, the pair walk over the front desk to check in. However, there is no one there except the sight of a single bell. Glancing at each other, Charlie taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.
Charlie: (surprised) "Oh, okay..."
She then signs it.
Charlie: "Also creepy."
Shio: "I guess I'll stay here then and wait for you."
Charlie: (smiles) "Wait no, you can come with!"
Shio: "Charlie, Heaven requests only you. Not me."
Charlie: (smiles) "Which is why I signed both our names to get us in."
She reveals on the contract that had the names of both Charlie and Shio written on it. Before he could respond, the scroll and feather fly up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room.
Charlie: (smiles) "Come on!"
She grabs Shio's left arm and wraps are arms around it, dragging him forward to go to the room. With no choice, Shio was forced to agree.
They enter inside the dark room with no one around.
Charlie: (nervous) "Uh...hello? Is anyone here?"
The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being an exorcist lieutenant, Lute...
... and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.
Adam: (smirks) "Sup!"
Hearing Adams voice surprised the two.
Charlie: (surprised) "Holy, shit!"
She was about to fall down, but thankfully Shio caught her and get her back on her feet. Charlie herself was just surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.
Charlie: (smiles) "Hi, I'm Charlie. This is my friend Shio."
The Kamen Rider gives a friendly wave.
Charlie: (smiles) "My dad asked me if I could meet you."
Adam: "Yeah, I know."
Charlie: "Okay, well...."
Adam eats his rib and Shio swore he heard the sound of a buzzsaw.
Charlie: (smiles) "It's nice to meet you."
Adam: (smiles) "Totally. It's nice to meet you, too."
Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, she was pulled back by Shio to stares at the Angel suspiciously.
Charlie: (confused) "Shio what-?"
Shio: (narrowed eyes) "Hang on a moment."
He reaches out to grab Adam's hand, only for it to phase through, revealing to be a hologram. Fizzing on and off after being touched this freaks Charlie out while Adam glares at Shio.
Adam: (glares) "Aw come on man! You ruined a good joke!"
Shio glares at the Angel and for some reason, he flinches at the look he was getting. As for Charlie, she was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.
Charlie: (confused) "Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?"
Adam: (deadpanned) "No, you think I'd come down there? (laughs) No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so 'eugh', ya know? (chuckles) Ew."
Charlie: "Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-"
Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment as the hologram fizzles.
Adam: (smiles) "Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you."
He takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie.
Adam: "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."
Shio takes notice that the food is ribs and widens his eyes slightly at the reference.
Shio Thoughts: "Huh... how ironic. Adam had a rib taken away to make Eve and now I feel like he's eating ribs just to get it back."
Charlie: "Uh...thanks."
She went to take a piece of a rib, but Shio stopped her by gently grabbing her arm.
Shio: (deadpanned) "Charlie, those are fake. They're not real."
To prove his point, Shio reaches out to the ribs, and it does indeed reveal the ribs are just a hologram. Adam is annoyed and angry seeing his joke failed again.
Adam: (glares) "Oh come on! Such a bummer aren't you!"
Shio: (rolls eyes) "Yeah well some tricks just aren't funny."
Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle as she didn't like the fact she's been nearly tricked again.
========== (Scene Change) ==========
Back at the Hazbin Hotel, the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.
Vaggie: "Okay, so, Charlie and Shio are dealing with something very important, so while they're gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera.
She turns to Alastor.
Vaggie: "Alastor?"
Alastor snaps a finger to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused.
Vaggie: (unamused) "A video camera?"
Alastor: "Hmmm."
Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his finger again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.
Vaggie: (smiles) "Alright! Let's do this!"
The camera switched into the camera point of view recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust at the opposite counter. The camera whirrs back to get a better focus of the two.
Vaggie: "And... Action!"
Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.
Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?"
Angel: (seductive smile) "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place..."
He makes a few suggestive and perverted poses on Husk that annoys the feline demon.
Angel: (smiles) "... on the path to redemption!"
Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.
Husk: (groans) "Well, you come-"
Angel Dust: (moaning) "Oh~, yes~!"
Husk: (bored) "-to the right place."
Vaggie has had it and stops recording.
Vaggie: (annoyed) "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."
Husk: (glares) "I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!"
Angel: (perverted tone) "Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes."
He then gets closer to Husk's face and purrs seductively.
Angel: (seductive purr) "Rrawwr."
Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him out of the counter painfully hard.
Husk: (annoyed glare) Whoops."
He then grabs a bottle and drinks it.
Vaggie: "Husk, come on."
========== (Scene Change) ==========
Cutting back to the meeting with Adam, both Charlie and Shio look both bored and annoyed as Adam continues to exaggeratingly boast himself and his sex life. Charlie props herself on her elbows while Shio stands with his arms crossed.
Adam: (smiles) "So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, 'do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!'"
He stands up and points to his penis down the table.
Adam: (smiles) "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?"
He glances at Lute who shook her head.
Adam: (annoyed) "No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!"
Both Shio and Charlie slowly started to get irritated and more bored as they don't like how this conversation is going. Adam then seen eating a mouthful of ribs sloppily.
Adam: (smiles) "So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"
Suddenly Charlie has a realization when she recognizes the name of the Angel in front of her.
Charlie: (confused) "Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you... Oh..."
She puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.
Charlie: (low voice) "That explains so much."
Shio: (rolls eyes and whispers) "As if it wasn't that obvious."
Adam: (smirks) I know. I fucking rock."
He does a rock pose.
Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.
Charlie: (nervous smile) "Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir."
Adam: (smirks) "Call me, Dickmaster."
Shio: (annoyed) "How about we don't for... obvious reasons."
Adam: (annoyed) "Hmph. Party pooper. No cake for you."
Charlie: "Adam. You seem like a smart... well, standup guy."
The guy is literally seen picking on his teeth.
Adam: "Uh-huh."
Charlie: "And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A- A genius!"
Adam: (smirks) "I mean, your words, babe."
Shio's left eye twitched in annoyance. The Kamen Rider is honestly question how someone with his attitude ended up in Heaven. Of course, he then remembers the conversation he had with Valure and understood that Heaven was a broken system.
Charlie: (smiles) "Who would really love to put his name on something."
Adam: (smiles) "Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"
Charlie: (smiles) "It's a solution to our biggest problem!"
Adam: "Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."
Charlie: "No! Our... other biggest problem."
Adam: (confused) "Oh...uh... ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem."
Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.
Adam: "Ummm..."
Shio facepalms as he realizes how hopeless this is all going to be.
Shio Thoughts: (facepalms) "This is gonna suck."
========== (Scene Change) ==========
Back at the Hotel, Niffty is seen trying to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug but misses multiple time but doesn't give up.
Niffty: (crazed tone) "Stab! Stab! Stab!"
She keeps trying to stab the but until
Vaggie stops her.
Vaggie: "Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty!
The Fallen Angel grabs her arm and stops Niffty as the little cyclops looks at her.
Vaggie: (smiles) "Your line is 'We have the cleanest rooms', okay?"
Niffty: (smiles) "Got it. I'm ready."
She then turns on the camera and point it at Niffty.
Vaggie: (smiles) "Action!"
Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie panels away, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.
Vaggie: (creeped out) "Uhh... cut."
This causes Niffty to snap back to reality and go back to her cheerful self."
Niffty: (giggles) "How was that?"
Vaggie: "Well, Niffty you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again."
Niffty: (smiles and nods) "Ok!"
Vaggie: "Action!"
Once again, Niffty freezes, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.
Angel Dust: (smug whisper) "You're doing great, Vagina."
Vaggie: (irritated glare) "Cut! Alright, uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post."
Angel Dust: "Do you even know what that means?"
Vaggie: (glares) "I'll figure it out!"
========== (Scene Change) ==========
The scene changes to show a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration as she rubs her head. As much as she hated to say it, she wished Shio was here so he can help her with this.
Vaggie: (frustrated groan) "I hate to say this, but I wish that bastard Shio was here.
Even though they were working together, she still didn't like the fact her girlfriend was getting close to the Kamen Rider, thus making her jealous. Just then Alastor enters the room.
Alastor: (smiles) "Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?"
Vaggie: (groans) "Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole) ... Why are you even here?"
The Radio Demon takes a seat on a couch next to her.
Alastor: (smiles and shrugs) "For the entertainment."
Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.
Alastor: (smiles) "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and (shadow disappears) fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!"
Vaggie was getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.
Vaggie: (glares) "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that-"
As Vaggie was viewing the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the static camera on the floor.
Vaggie: (freaks out) "UGH!"
Alastor: (smiles) "I wouldn't try that, my dear."
Vaggie looks at him as Alastor points to his face. Suddenly, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static.
Alastor: (demonic tone) "T̴̥̈̽ͅh̵̙̓I̵̟͌s̵͓̤̍̈ ̸̢̽F̶̜̫͆a̴͍̺̒C̴̝̃̇ê̴̝͝ ̸̤̗̎̓W̷̨̥̌a̵̻̾̌S̴̢̱̈́ ̸̲̼̀M̸̜̲̓̌a̶̩͗Ḓ̷͕̓ḛ̵̑̂ ̸̙̂͜F̶̨͖̿õ̶̬R̵͖͋͐ ̷̳̓Ŕ̷̡͜a̵͈͋̋D̵͓̿͝i̸̪̩͊̾Ỏ̶̘͍͌.̸̮̋"
The scene then fixes itself back to normal on Vaggie. By this point, the Fallen Angel has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.
Vaggie: (glares) "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so 'entertaining' to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"
As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor approaches her.
Alastor: (smiles) "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."
Vaggie: (glares) "Pfft, you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?"
She sits down as Alastor explains himself.
Alastor: (smiles) "Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again."
Hearing this made the Fallen Angel have second thoughts of letting Alastor do the work for her.
Alastor: (smiles) "Or... Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."
She glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.
Vaggie: (sighs) "Fine."
She picks up the camera and gives it to Alastor, which he evaporates it with a clap of his hand.
Alastor: (smiles) "Now then!"
The Radio Demon snaps his finger and transforms the hotel into a film set with the hotel staff into a 50s style film crew. Ink demons conjure up as additional background characters.
Vaggie: (determined smile) "Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial."
========== (Scene Change) ==========
Back with Charlie and Shio, the Princess of Hell looks exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity. Even Shio began to feel annoyed as he can clearly see that Adam represented the worst of the worst traits of the male gender.
Adam: (smirks) "When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, (high pitched voice) 'Hey, I thought you wanted equality'."
Charlie: (glares) "NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!"
Adam: (laughs) "Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered!"
He turns to Lute as she walks up to him.
Adam: "Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"
Lute: "Got a good 275 this year, sir."
Adam: (smiles) "275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it."
The First Man raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did.
Charlie: (concerned) "Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people; you know that right?"
Adam: "Oh yeah... that must suck for you!"
He bursts out in laughter.
Charlie: "But these are souls... Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven."
Lute: (cold tone) "They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation."
Charlie: "You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."
Lute: (glares) "Angels don't make mistakes."
Charlie: (annoyed glare) "You really think that."
Lute: (glares) "I know that."
Shio: (glares) "Then you're nothing but a damn fool."
Hearing what Shio said had caused her to turn her focus towards him.
Lute: (glares) "What did you just say to me?"
Shio: (glares) "You heard me or are you deaf?"
Lute: (glares) "And who are you to judge me? As a matter of fact, what's a human doing here in Hell? How have you not turned into these lowlife sinners?"
Shio: (glares) "Who said anything about me being human."
Lute: (glares) "And just WHAT exactly are you specifically?"
Shio: (glares) "That's for me to know and for you to NEVER find out... pigeon."
Hearing the insult caused her to growl and glare furiously at the Kamen Rider and vice versa. Both Shio and Lute glared hatefully against each other until Adam broke the tension.
Adam: "Woah, woah, woah, take a chill pill you two. No need to fight. We're all friends here."
Hearing this, Lute backed off. Shio still glared angrily at the Exorcist Angel until he felt a hand on his shoulder. Glancing at Charlie, he saw the worried expression on her face and decided to back off for now. Soon the conversion continued.
Adam: (smirks) "Well now that that's outta the way, danger tits here is right. We Angel never make mistakes. I mean, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life."
Shio Thoughts: (annoyed glare) "Somehow I doubt that. I can already think of a few mistakes you made you sexist bastard."
Soon Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.
Lute: (glares) "The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"
Shio stood protectively in front of Charlie, as both the Exorcist Angel and Kamen Rider glared hatefully against one another.
Adam: "Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it."
Charlie: (wide eyes) "Oh fuck!"
(BGM: "Hell Is Forever" (Hazbin Hotel Soundtrack)
She then rushes to present her plan as fast as she could.
Charlie: "Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."
Charlie coughs as she starts making a fast-talk, which is close to singing as she gets all of her stuff out in the table to show them what she means. She shows a drawing of Demons looking happy.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫"
She flips a page to show another picture.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ It's a bad situation. ♫"
"♫ It's taking a toll. ♫"
"♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫"
"♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫"
She then shows the picture of the Hotel.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ At my Hazbin Hotel-♫"
She rambles through the stacks of paper to get something.
Charlie: "Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!"
"♫ Right! Extermination! ♫"
Both Adam and Lute glance towards each other while Shio grew worried.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ I know you guys fly down. ♫"
She shows the drawing of Exorcist Angels killing sinners.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫"
"♫ And it must be annoying. ♫"
"♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫"
"♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫"
"♫ That trip disappears! ♫"
She then throws the papers over them which produces a rainbow.
Charlie: (smiles) "♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫"
"♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day-♫"
She raises up another picture to show demons and angels standing together above a rainbow until Adam interrupts her.
Adam: "♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫"
Charlie: "Oh"
Adam: "♫ Save us all precious time. ♫"
Charlie: (confused smile) "Okay..."
Adam: "♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫"
"♫ Is letting them climb. ♫"
He makes a motion of a ladder up to Heaven.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Up the ladder. ♫"
"♫ Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? ♫"
Charlie: "Well, uh-"
He turns to face away from her as Shio got defensive.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫"
"♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫"
"♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫"
The scene changes to show Charlie floating up to the golden gates of Heaven...
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫"
...before suddenly falling into a boiling hot pot as Charlie tries to escape.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫"
He throws the pot out, spilling the contents.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫"
Adam is shown being split in half with one side being black and the other side being white.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫"
Charlie is seeing trying to crawl out of a hole.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫"
Adam and Lute are seen standing over Charlie.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫"
Lute twirls her sword and apparently goes back to real life where her drawing it cut.
Charlie: (nervous smile) "Okay, but-"
Adam: "♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫"
"♫You're wasting your breath. ♫"
Charlie: (nervous laugh) "Hehe..."
Adam: "♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫"
"♫ That they don't deserve death? ♫"
"♫ Are they Winners? ♫"
"♫ Are they Sinners? ♫"
"♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫"
Charlie begins to back away as Shio began to move towards her.
Charlie: "Well, actually, if you take a look-"
Adam: "♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫"
The Angel floats up ad clouds appears below his robe.
Adam "♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫"
Charlie almost fell until Shio caught her.
Adam "♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫"
Charlie looks up to see Adam descending down towards them as clouds form to make a starway.
Adam "♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫"
"♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫"
The Exorcist then pretends to do a guitar solo.
Adam "♫ Bow-now-now-now-now ♫"
Adam: (smirks) "Guitar solo, fuck yeah!"
♫ Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow. ♫
The Princess of Hell groans as she feels a headache coming.
Charlie: (groans) "Ugh..."
Adam: (smirks) "♫ Hell is forever. ♫"
"♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫"
"♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫"
Suddenly four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding both Shio and Charlie from all sides.
Charlie: (shocked) "Where the Hell did you people come from?!"
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫"
"♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫"
The golden mirages draw closer to both Shio and Charlie, forcing the Kamen Rider to take out his Zikan Girade in sword mode.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫"
"♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫"
"♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫"
Adam then manifests a guitar made of golden energy and begins rocking it.
Adam: "♫ Fuckin' Hell's forever. ♫"
"♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫"
"♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫"
"♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫"
Thus causes Charlie to get so angry that she turns into her demon form, making growling noise as she burns her papers.
Shio looks at Charlie with wide eyes in both worry and concern.
Adam: (smiles) "♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫"
"♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫"
"♫ That we made the determination. ♫"
"♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫"
Seeing the contents of the scroll shocked Charlie.
Charlie: (shocked) "What?!"
Adam: "♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫"
"♫ To slaughter those little cunts. ♫"
"♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫"
"♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫"
Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door.
Shio: (wide eyes) "Charlie!"
Lute appears behind him and kicks him out the room next to Charlie. As he got back up, Shio saw Charlie trying to reach the door again.
Charlie: "Um, wait, you-you-"
(Background Music Ends)
Before Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door before the scene cuts to black.
Charlie: "Ugh, SHIT!"
Shio brutally kicks to door open, only to see that Adam and Lute were now completely gone. Both Shio and Charlie stood there, not sure what to do.
========== (Scene Change) ==========
After the incident at the Embassy, a golden time portal is seen being opened as out came Shio and a sad Charlie returning to the Hotel. Normally Shio would go to the location of where Adam and Lute where, but he knows currently they're in Heaven so it's a no go as he didn't want to attract trouble.
Approaching the Hotel and making their way inside, Vaggie sees them and rushes over to Charlie as she hugs her.
Vaggie: (smiles) "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?"
Charlie: (nervous smile) "Oh, they sure did hear it. But-"
Shio: "They didn't."
Vaggie: "What?"
Charlie: (glares) "Shio!"
Shio: "Charlie she was going to know so might as well tell her."
Vaggie: (confused) "What? What is he talking about?"
Chalie looked away, causing Vaggie to look at Shio for answers. Sighing he explained what really happened and how it ended terribly.
Vaggie: "Oh... well come here, we have something exciting to show you."
The Fallen Angel leads both Charlie and Shio to the group.
Vaggie: "Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air."
Alastor: (smiles) "I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha."
Charlie: (surprised) "Wait, the commercial?"
Shio: (surprised) "You all made a new one?"
Angel: "Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself."
Shio: (deadpan) "Please tell me it's not porn."
Veggie: "Trust me, it isn't. I made sure."
The Princess of Hell beams brightly hearing the news as she looks as though she's about to cry.
Charlie: (smiles) "That's... that's amazing."
Angel: (glares) "Sshh, it's starting."
The TV plays the commercial which first shows Vaggie.
Vaggie: (smiles) "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-"
Suddenly the TV cuts to the 666 News report. This causes everyone, except Alastor, Niffty, and Shio to get annoyed and angrily complain. However, that's all put aside when the news began speaking.
Katie: (smiles) "Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?
Tom: "No, what does that mean, Katie?"
Katie Killjoy: "It means we're all royally fucked!"
One of her eyes twitches before the news feed changes. Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days till the next Extermination.
Angel: (confused anger) "Wait, what? Why?!"
Everyone else was just shocked beyond belief. For Charlie and Shio, they realized that Adam wasn't bluffing.
Shio: "...... Well shit."
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The scene changes to show an Angelic drone scouring an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.
Elsewhere, Lute is seen giving her a report to Adam as she displays the dead body on a projector.
Lute: "We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!"
She walks towards her superior aggressively as she displays her intentions. However, Adam raises his hand and stops her.
Adam: "No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"
Adam destroys the projector, causing its light to disappear only showing Adam's glowing evil smile.
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(A/N: Finally, the chapter is done. Hope you all enjoyed it and see you all next time.)
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