White: Wait... I just realized this... Silver Heart, you're not married aren't you???

Silver Heart: W-What?

Joker: Oh yeah I haven't heard you mentioning a wife

Queen: Wait... 

Spade: Is it because you can't decide whether to marry Agent Purple or the queen???

(This queen not Diamond Queen)

Silver Heart: NO!

Joker: Is that so master???

White: Then why aren't you married?

Silver Heart: I DON'T KNOW! WHY DON'T YOU READ THE MANGA?!

White: Hideyasu Takahashi never mentioned you having a wife =_=

Silver Heart:  I- 

White: Welp. Let's plan Silver Heart's wedding!

Joker, Queen and Spade: YEAH!

White: And we'll plan JoQueen and SpAi's wedding while we're at it!

J and whoever Spade's son is:  YEAH!

Joker, Queen and Spade: YEAH! Wait NO!

White: Too late. Bla bla bla wedding stuff that I don't understand, FROM HERE ON OUT, JOQUEEN AND SPAI ARE CANON!

*Confetti drops*

*Clapping sound*

Joker: Where are those clapping coming from?

White: Special effects

Spade: Why not the real thing?

White: Because I need to convince literally everyone to clap for an absolute boring wedding. 

Queen: If it's so boring, then why are you here?

White: Because every wedding have ice creams and that's the only reason why I ever go to a wedding and wear this horrible tux (Yes I hate tux). *Eats the ice creams*

Joker: Ah.

White: Also Silver Heart is married to both Agent Purple and the queen. So that's that *Keeps eating the ice creams*

Silver Heart: WHYYYYY

White: Better late then never right? *Pats Silver Heart's back*

Silver Heart: MY BACK! *Lying in the ground*

Joker: Should we help him?

White: Nah. He'll be fine... probably... Anyone want ice cream?

Everyone: *Raises their hand*