White: I'm color blind. (To be precise, I'm half colorblind)

Shadow: Then why are you naming yourself AFTER A COLOR?!

White: Oh I don't know why is your name Cyan?

Shadow: My parents... are... not very creative...

White: I guess that's why they name their son after a color and their daughter after a flower

Akai: Why do people call cute humans "Cinnamon rolls"?

Joker: I don't know why are you asking me?

Akai: Do they taste like cinnamon rolls?

Joker: What do you think they taste like?

Akai: ...Human flesh

Joker: Obviously

Akai: Obviously

Shadow: Today, you'll be doing the trial of darkness my son.

Bat: Stop saying "My son" it sounds weird

Shadow: Young one

Bat: I'm 13 years old. I'm not that young

Shadow: Teen one

Bat: That doesn't sound right

Shadow: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! A F*CKING CHILD WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO HIS F*CKING FATHER?!

Bat: Exactly. I only listen to mom

Shadow: That explains... a lot of things

White: Today we're watching a game of chess between Spade and Lupin. Currently, Lupin is winning.

Spade: Hmm... I move my King forward.

Lupin: Heh. Bad play

Spade: *Moves forward with Ice Shot being targeted at Lupin* Is it?

Lupin: ... Is this allowed?

White: He is King so yeah.

Bonus: 

Lupin: *Moves his horse and rides an actual horse* Who's the loser now?

Spade: *Moves his queen and summons Queen holding her diamond sword* You were saying?