White: TODAY, WE'LL BE SEEING A GAME FULL OF BETRAYALS AND DEATHS!!!

Shadow: HELL YEAH!

DJ Peacock: AND I'M YOUR HOST, DJ PEACOCK!!!

White: Co-Host actually

DJ Peacock: Whatever. LET'S START THE GAME!!!

White: AND EVERYONE RUNS AWAY FROM THE CORNUCOPIA! 

White: AND WE HAVE THE FIGHT TO THE DEATHS!!!

DJ Peacock: WITH MUGEN, SHADOW AND NIGHTMARE DEAD!!!

Shadow: WHAT THE FRICK I'M DEAD?!

White: Yes now act dead

White: And so, people huddled for warmth... weirdly...

DJ Peacock: BUT C. BLUE TRIUMPHANTLY KILLS D AND CLOVER!!!

White: That's unexpected from a wimpy pirate

C. Blue: I'M NOT WIMPY ANYMORE!

DJ Peacock: AND HONEY BETRAYS JOKER AND STAB HIM IN THE BACK!!!

White: Also, Wow Hosshi actually kills C. Blue

Hosshi: HOSSH!

Joker: The Pseudo cat can kill-

White: ...

DJ Peacock: ...

White: So... uhh... Rose stabbed Queen with a tree branch for whatever reason...

Rose: At least I tried

White: ...True... Also Spade and Viridian are holding hands for... reasons...

DJ Peacock: Also, Phoenix tries to start a fire but he's unsuccessful apparently-

Akai: THERE'S WATER AROUND ME OK?!

White: Uh huh...

White: Surprisingly, Spade killed Ai... (Sorry SpAi shippers)

Ai: Why Spade-Sama why????

DJ Peacock: WE ARE CURRENTLY AT DAY 4 AT THE HUNGER GAMES! SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH, A CAT SCARED ANOTHER CAT!

Lady Doubt: I'm a Cat-Woman

DJ peacock: Whatever. AND THE CONTESTANTS WHO DIED ARE: HACHI AND ROSE!

Shadow: DAMN YOU HYPOTHERMIA! I WILL AVENGE MY SISTER!

White: Uh huh... Also for some reason, Phoenix is looking for a water source-

Akai: Don't ask

White: There's nothing much to this

White: AND WITH THAT, THE CORNUCOPIA IS REPLENISHED WITH FOOD, SUPLIES AND OTHER STUFFS!

DJ Peacock: Although Neo and Red Scorpion died

Genma: Welcome to the afterlife Neo

Neo: Ugh

White: AND FROM AN UNKNOWN SPONSOR, SPADE RECIEVES EXPLOSIVES!

Spade: NICE!

Tabi: *Comes from a portal* Those are my explosives *Takes the explosives from Spade*

White: ... Everyone push Tabi back to the portal before the AAC gets here-

DJ Peacock: AND WITH THAT, HYAKKIMARU AND LADY DOUBT ARE DEAD!!!

Sennosuke: Great work Hyakkimaru *Sarcasm*

Hyakkimaru: Shut up you

White: And Spider Ace kills Hosshi with a sword

Joker: HAHA YES! DIE PSEUDO CAT!

White: WE ALMOST REACHED THE CLIMAX WITH SPADE DEAD KILLED BY SPIDER ACE!!!

DJ Peacock: AND WITH THIS, THE HUNGER GAMES ARE OFFICIALLY OVER WITH SPIDER ACE AS THE WINNER!!!!!!

Spider Ace: FRICK YEAH! What did I win?

White: A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF COFFEE!

Spider Ace: ...What