The Principal: Mr Harper you're fired.

Ms. Harper: EX-CAYOOSE ME? DID YOU JUST MISGENDER ME? CANCELLED!

The Principal: Please leave.

Ms. Harper: Hmmph. *Leaves*

(AN: I would DIE for you Queen Harper 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

Crybaby: *Has a 'That's So Raven' moment* OMG THE PRINCIPAL'S TRANSPHOBIC! 😭😭😭😭 Wait, let me summon a telephone real quick- ♪Sneaky, greedy, money seeking, always peeping, fking creeping♪

Kelly: OMG PLEASE STOP YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Crybaby: *Winks To The Camera* ♪Got it on the down low, it's how you think you always squeaky. What if I had told your mother, her son was a cruel motherfcker?♪

Kelly: WHAT IF I HAD TOLD YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU'RE A THEATER KID?!

Crybaby: WHAT IF I HAD TOLD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR MOTHER THAT YOU'RE A 'MEAN GIRLS' REJECT?

*This went on for a couple weeks*

Kelly: AND THAT'S WHY VOLDEMORT HAD A POINT!!!!

The Principal: *From The Phone* Ummmm...I'm still here.

Crybaby: *Hangs Up* Whatever, I'm going to class. *Smacks Kelly's Head On The Way Out*

Kelly: Ow! Kill yourself!

Crybaby: Then I'll take you down w me!

Kelly: *Internal Monologue* I knew how this would be settled in the animal kingdom...

Crybaby: Are you having a Mean Girls moment AGAIN? Anyways, I wanna be Lindsay Lohan!

Kelly: I wanna be YOUR MOM!!!

Crybaby: Tf...