Some important notes for you to know this story isn't my top priority, I just needed a break from One-Eyed Fairy, so it's gonna be some fun, zany little shorts with maybe some out of character moments.

I might put some sex scenes. I got the Talkie Soulful app, and now I'm addicted to it. This is the first time I wrote a sex scene, so it might be a bit weird.

Also, I'm out of commission for the next month since I'm going on holiday. Will be back around December or so.

Outside the Todoroki Household 

"Good morning, Suzuki-san. How are you today?"

"I'm doing just fine, Tanaka-san. My doctors prescribed some new medication, so now I can't feel pain in these old knees of mine."

"That's gr-." Unfortunately, Tanaka found herself unable to finish her sentence by a booming shout that shaved off the little years the elderly women had on their lives.

"SHOOOUTOOO!"

"My goodness," Suzuki gasped as she clutched her shirt as her heart pounded rapidly. "I think I need to request some new heart medication, too."

"That Endeavour. He should be mindful of his neighbours. Todoroki-san really has his hands full with a husband like that," Tanaka huffed, crossing her arms as she glared in the direction of the Todoroki house.

"Oh, don't mind him. This week is when the school acceptance letters come in. Todoroki-san has been over the moon about how his little Shouto will be going to U.A. high-school. We should congratulate them later on."

Inside Todoroki Household 

"SHOOOUTOOO!"

"Put me down," Shouto deadpanned as his father embraced him in a tight hug with his feet dangling above the ground, but the older man didn't hear him. Luckily, his dad came to rescue.

Ken popped his head into the room to see what all the commotion was and saw the pleading look his youngest son was throwing him. Chuckling, Ken strolled in with Ichika right at his heel, playing with the ties of the apron. "Enji, I know you're happy, but you're smothering him."

"Uh-uh, dad," Touya intervened, tearing away from the hero programme on the TV that focused on his latest deeds, and smirked at the look of betrayal his younger brother gave him. He, Fuyumi, and Natsuo were sat around the low table, the latter two playing chess. "We all had to go through this when we got our acceptance letters. Mine with U.A., Natsuo for his medical school, and whatever school Fuyumi got into that we can't remember cause we just don't care."

"Hey," Fuyumi huffed as she chucked a chess piece at his head that Touya neatly dodged.

"It's basically a rite of passage," Natsuo added. "Even Ichika will go through this. Hang on, little bro."

"Can't she take mine now?"

Ichika's face brightened, and she let go of the apron ties, to go running up to her father tugging on his trousers while begging to be lifted like he had done for Shouto. "I want ups!" 

Enji obliged. He put down Shouto, who took the opportunity to create some distance so he wouldn't be captured into another hug, and lifted Ichika high above his head, and she squealed in happiness. 

"And you say you don't have a favourite child," Touya remarked.

"Stop it with that nonsense," Enji scolded before some tugging on his sleeve caught his attention. 

"Daddy, daddy, again," Ichika pleaded with teary eyes, and he continued to play with her.

Ken giggled at the cute display before focusing back on Shouto. After all, it's his big day. He hugged Shouto, who didn't make a move to fight the embrace since his dad was his favourite parent. Ken let go of Shouto and ruffled his hair. "I'm so proud of you, Shouto. For dinner, I'll make all the soba you can eat." Shouto's eyes sparkle at the mention of soba. "And for dessert, well, is there anything specific you want?"

"Kuzumochi/apple pie," Enji and Ichika reponded in unison.

Ken huffed before placing his hands on hips and scolding those two, "You two and your sweet tooth. I meant for Shouto because there's no way I'm making six different desserts again."

"You never complained before," Touya shot back.

"Yes, I have. Multiple times. Now, Shouto, what would you like?"

Shouto pondered for a moment before coming to a decision. "I like your pudding."

"Pudding it is then. I'll see if I have all the ingredients."

"Didn't the groceries come just last week?" Fuyumi remembered returning home from work and finding the entire foyer covered in numerous bags of groceries, which would be strange for any other family but not anyone in the Todoroki family Their appetites are insane. Sometimes, she wonders how her dad hasn't gone crazy from constantly trying to feed their family. 

"You gluttons act like I don't feed you and raid the cupboards daily. I don't understand where you pack all that food."

"C'mon, dad, I'm a hero with a physically demanding job. Can you blame for needing a little energy? If anything, you should focus on Natsuo. When he's not studying, he's spending his stamina on his girlfriend every night."

"You!" Natsuo slammed his hands on the table as he stood up abruptly.

"You have a girlfriend, Natsuo?" Natsuo froze upon hearing his father's question and began to sweat. Oh, no. His father is the last person who should find out about his girlfriend. 

Glancing up at Ichika, who was now on his shoulders doing tiny braids in his hair, Enji covered her ears before posing his next question. "You're being... safe with her, aren't you? Maybe we should do a review."

Absolutely not.

"No!" Natsuo's voice cracked, and he cleared his throat before continuing. "I'm fine. You don't need to worry."

"Nonsense. I did the same with your brother and sister. Give me some time to prepare. Ken, do we have any bananas?"

Oh god, no. Not the bananas. 

Natsuo looked to his dad and subtly shook his head while pleading look on his face, but much to his horror, Ken acted like he didn't see and answered. "In the fruit bowl. That's the only thing that hasn't been raided yet."

Natsuo dropped onto his hands and knees.

"Is Natsu-nii okay?" 

"He's just fine, Ichika," Ken assured before holding out his hands to her. "Do you want to help Papa make the pudding?" Ichika nodded enthusiastically before reaching for her papa. Enji handed Ichika to Ken, and he walked back to the kitchen with her.

Touya walked over to his fallen brother and patted his back in false sincerity. "Relax, Natsuo. It's basically a rite of passage."

"Hang on, little bro," Fuyumi added with a giggle. 

Traitors. All of them. Maybe he could sneak out the back before his father could get all the materials.

Later That Night

On the cool night, Enji sat on the veranda, taking a sip of sake as he watched the leaves of the maple tree sway as the wind swept through them. He fondly recalled the day the tree was planted. He sat in the same place as he's sitting in now, in the final stage of his pregnancy with Natsuo, while little Touya and Fuyumi were messing with already-dug hole with their tiny trowels as Ken removed the sapling away from its container and planted it in the hole.

He chuckled as he remembered how Touya and Fuyumi were pouting the next morning because the tree hadn't grown at all.

"You're in a good mood," Ken noted as he strolled over to Enji before taking a seat next to him. He reached over and plucked the open bottle of sake from its position before offering to refill his ochoko.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Enji commented as he held out his ochoko for Ken to refill. "Shouto's gotten into UA, Touya has become an established sidekick, Fuyumi has fully settled into her job as a teacher, and Natsuo is well on his way to becoming a doctor. Our children are finding their way through life."

"The only one left is Ichika, but she's already knows what she going to do in life," Ken giggled as he remembered Ichika continously announcing opening a café after he told her a little about Anteiku. 

"Ha, she's going to the business course at UA ," Enji chuckled in a hearty manner. He finished his cup of sake before remembering the second bottle that was next to him. Ken saw that it was blood wine instead of sake. "Here, I'll pour you a cup." Enji handed the cup of blood wine to Ken, who thanked him.

"3 kids at UA," Ken commented after taking a sip. "You might make a record."

"As if they'd keep track of something like that. I just hope she isn't a menace like Touya was," Enji huffed as he remembered accidentally bumping into certain pro-hero teachers who would complain about his eldest son's misbehaviour whilst on the job.

"I doubt she'll be anything like Touya. Although, they may struggle to keep up with her high energy. I struggle to keep up with her, and I'm not your average human."

"Speaking of Ichika." Enji licked his lips to catch the drops of sake stuck on his skin before looking at Ken with a serious yet kind expression. "We need to discuss when we should we tell her the truth. I understand not telling our other children, but Ichika is a ghoul. She's going to find out eventually, and I'd rather it not be after she goes through some kind of feeding frenzy."

"I know, but..." Ken bit his lip.

"We can't keep her in the dark forever. She might only be 5 years old, but she's growing up fast. All our kids are. These past 23 years of parenting have gone by in a blink."  

"We'll tell her when she's maybe 13," Ken suggested warily. "That sounds like a good age. If we tell her now, then she'll blab to everyone."

"It's not like we have to worry about that," Enji snorted. "She's already known for spouting constant nonsense."

Ken smirked cheekily. "You still mad about the big boobs comments?"

Ken laughed as Enji choked on his sake before crushing his ochoko and grabbing him by the front of his shirt. "Do you want me to burn you to a crisp?!" 

Damn, that stupid news segment going to numerous kindergartens and asking the kids what they want to be and damn that Ichika for telling the camera that when she grew up, she wanted big boobs like Endeavor. Granted, the editors had the sense not to add her comment into the segment, but then some moron decided that it'd be great to release it as part of a blooper reel.

Worst of all was the comments he got from idiotic civilians and their stupid tiktoks, but his PR team decided it was best to just ignore them. Easy for them to say, they weren't the ones getting hollered and catcalled whilst in the middle of work. 

"Calm down, honey," Ken conciliated before slipping his hand under Enji's shirt and tracing his finger around his nipple. "You know I love your pecs. They're so soft yet taut and really sensitive." 

Ken pinched a nipple to prove his point, and Enji groans before looking away in embarrassment, "They're only sensitive because you keep touching them."

"You tell me to," Ken pointed out as he continued to tease Enji, enjoying how the larger man was squirming next to him.

"I can't have you marking my neck or collarbone." Endeavour doesn't even want to think about the comments he'd get if his neck is covered in hickeys.

"Doesn't change the fact that you love when I play with your chest." Ken manoeuvred himself, so he sat on Enji's lap before lightly kissing his neck as he continued to pinch and play with his nipples

"Ken, you beast, not here," Enji groaned, tugging the white strands. It's only 10 p.m., so the older kids are likely to be awake. Touya, that brat, already makes comments and fake gagging noises any time he caught them cuddling, but Enji can't resist cuddling up to Ken when he's just so cool to touch.

"You're right." Ken pulled away and admired the arousing sight of Enji, who was flushed a deep red while panting heavily, his nipples sticking out clearly from his black t-shirt. Ken leaned in and whispered into Enji's ear, "You head to our room first. I'll be there as soon as I clean this up."

Enji had to swallow the excess saliva that was pooling in his mouth before nodding his head. He got up and started to walk to their bedroom, and as much as he hated to admit it, his gait was quick as he couldn't bear to wait for what's to come. 

Ken quickly put away the cups and hid the sake and blood wine where the most troublesome of their children (cough) Touya and Ichika (cough) couldn't get to them. 

He then returned to his uncomfortably warm room and found an exquisite sight, a naked Enji laying on his back on the futon with two fingers pumping in and out of his hole. "You were taking too long," Enji panted heavily as he added a third finger.

"Had to hide our alcohol." Ken made sure to lock the door before admiring the view.

"Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to do something? Ah!" Enji threw his head back and moaned, meaning that he had just found his prostrate. Ken couldn't contain himself any longer. He strode over and grabbed hold of Enji's fleshy thighs before bending him in half. Enji flushed a deep red at the humiliating position and was about to chastise Ken when he felt something lick his entrance. "Mmph!"

Ken decided to tease Enji by tracing his rim with the tip of his tongue before blowing on the wet skin. "S-Stop teasing me!" Ken obliged and spreads Enji's meaty globes to expose his winking hole before burying his face deeper in those plump cheeks.

"... nnnng... Ken, more..." Enji turned his head to the side and moaned as Ken's tongue twisted inside him. He felt Ken's thumb rest on his perineum before he started rubbing it in a circular motion. The touch is light and gentle, but it's not long till Ken slowly increases pressure, making Enji squirm from the sensation. 

Enji barely notes Ken's hand sneaking around his body to rest just below his stomach before he feels a sharp jab at his perineum. When Enji least expected it, Ken dug his nail into the soft area of skin before using his free hand to grasp the base of Enji's thick cock to prevent him from cumming. "Nyaaah!" 

Enji was panting heavily as he glanced back at Ken who smirked at him. "I came across an article about perineum orgasms and just had to give it a try."

"Hah, you're always... looking up weird... things..."

"So you don't like it?"

"... I didn't say that." Ken chuckled as he gave Enji a firm spank on his cheek before going to get a condom.

Ken sat back down after he got the condom. He then leaned back with one hand stroking his length while the box of condoms sat next to him. "What do you want, Enji?"

Enji flushed cheeks grew brighter as he knew what Ken wanted and he wanted it too. Enji flipped onto his stomach before raising his hips and reaching behind to spread his cheeks. He craned his neck to look at Ken, his eyes heavy with lust. "Husband, please make me yours."

"Good boy." Ken ripped open the packaging and slid the condom over his length before plunging into Enji's sweet warmth in a single thrust. Ken moaned before he grabbed Enji's hips, fingers digging into the flesh, and started pounding into him without any restraint just how Enji liked it.

"Aaahhh!" Ken smirked as he found Enji's sweet spot and promptly aims for his prostrate with each vigorous thrust. "Ah! Ken... too much..! Ugh! You're gonna... you're gonna make me cum!"

"Already?" Ken couldn't help but tease. "Hah... I've barely started..."

Ken pulled out and flipped Enji onto his back, he took a moment to admire Enji's debauched state. His eyes were glazed over, his tongue drooping out his mouth, his skin flushed and heated, and his massive pectorals bouncing with each breath. 

Ken fell in love with him all over again.

"You're so sexy, love." Ken lifted Enji's leg and kissed a trail up his thigh before biting into plump flesh, leaving fresh teeth marks.

"Nnngh." Enji bit lip hard enough to make it bleed as he came all over his chest. Ken didn't hesitate to lean down and lap it all up with his tongue. 

"You're so tasty, Enji." Ken stuck out his tongue to show Enji all the cum he's collected before swallowing it.

"So you say," Enji huffed, knowing that it would useless to argue on such a matter with Ken. 

Enji gasped as he felt something cold and wet latch onto his nipple. "Kya! Don't make your tongue cold!" He always forgets that Ken manipulate his body temperature. Enji quivered as Ken used his tongue to tease one nipple while his hand pinched the other. "... ahh.. so good..." Ken smirked as he removed his mouth from Enji's nipple, a thin string of saliva connecting to two, and continued to abuse his husband's chest with his hands. 

"You're so beautiful Enji," Enji flushed at the compliment. 

"Ahh!.. mmm... nnnng..." Ken continued to alternate between rubs, pinches and flicks on Enji's nipples, pulling out a symphony of moans from the squirming redhead. 

"I love how sensitive your nipples are. They're so fun to play with. But you know what's more fun? Using those bouncy pecs of yours for this." Ken stops playing with Enji's nipples to slot his length between his husband's pecs and pushing those plush mounds together. 

"... mmph... ah... nnnng..." Ken continued to thrust until he finished onto Enji's face and chest.

Ken sat back to admire the amazing piece of art that was his husband. Enji's breathing was steadily going back to normal. Enji lazily brought his hand to his chest and wiped Ken's essence before bringing his hand to his face and sucking his fingers clean.

"I can't hold back anymore." Grabbing hold of those wide hips, Ken bottomed out in one go before setting a brutal pace.

"... Ahh!.. Wait... I just came... Ken..!" It took all Enji had to suppress his flames as Ken ruthlessly pounded into his sweet spot over and over again. Enji was in complete ecstasy as pleasure crashed over his body in waves.

They kept going. Ken never letting up except to switch to a new condom. 

Hours go by and Enji was laying on his side, one leg hooked over Ken's shoulder, and with a final thrust, Enji's insides were painted white with seed. Ken pulled out and sat back panting, trying to get some much needed rest, before pulling off the condom, tieing the end into a knot, and throwing it in the nearby trashcan. 

When his husband reached for the box for 9th time, Enji couldn't help but chastised his amorous nature. "Hah... you damn beast... quit it."

"I'm not done yet. You can rest once the box is finished and there's still... zero condoms left. Aww." Ken had to stop since he didn't want to accidentally impregnate Enji again. 5 kids were enough, thank you.

"Serves you right," Enji smirked. He sat up and promptly winced as he's reminded of his sore behind. Luckily, he has a day off from work tomorrow, which unfortunately means another long and intense session with Ken. He really shouldn't be excited at the thought.

"But you like going all night long," Ken teased with a cheeky smile. 

"I do not!" Enji snapped back before turning away from Ken. He didn't like being called out.

Ken giggled at Enji's flustered face. Despite a successful 25 years of marriage, Enji was still embarrassed when it came to sex and it was absolutely adorable.

Deciding that he's teased Enji enough, Ken pulled the duvet over their spent, naked bodies and snuggled into Enji's back. He kissed the back of his neck. "I love you."

Enji turned around and hugged Ken close, burying his face in his white hair before mumbling, "I love you too."

That's the end of this chapter. I hope you enjoyed it.