I know Eli has told you about our "group," AKA the group of people we hung out with throughout elementary school (me), middle school (me and him), and high school (me and him until I got pissed off and then it was just him). He probably also has told you about how I call all of them "co-dependent children," which is one hundred percent true, by the way. Both that I call them that and that they are.

Those kids have a complex you wouldn't believe. I still get cheery Christmas cards from Kristy Rollins with handwritten messages like "I miss you!" and "How are Eli and little Ava?" and endless lines about her children and husband.

She hated me in high school.

And middle school.

And elementary school, for that matter.

Which goes to show, that even the bitch Kristy Rollins can't just leave me or any of us alone. And the people I actually got along with? Stalkers. I still can't get rid of Casey.

That was a joke. You'll see why later.

"Hey Kristy! How's it going?"

"Fine."

"Okay."

"..."

"Hey Jules. Kristy."

"Hi Eli! I gotta go, I'll see you later okay?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Bye Kristy."

"..."