These are the things shippers say that tick me off.

"I don't ship them because Disney and Dreamworks will never make a movie together and it won't work out."

Really? Now that is just an excuse. When I read this I feel like it's like saying, "I will let two rival companies come between me and my opinions."

"I don't ship Jackunzel / Hiccunzel / Hanpunzel because Rapunzel has Eugene."

That's why we call it an AU! Alternate universe?

"I ship them because they both... [repeat 10 times]"

I know there are "both" reasons to ship them, but sometimes it's too much.

~Both have experienced ____
~Both are _____
~Both are ____
~Both like ____

In some books those are the only things they put. Personally, I don't think the similarities of two peoples' lives are such big reasons to ship. I base it more on how their personalities would work together.

"[insert a really really long rant in the comments section on a hate book about being mature and stuff]"

... If you're as mature as you say you are, maybe you'll LEAVE THE BOOK ALONE and calmly hit the back button! You don't need to make your comment, say, 6 paragraphs long to prove your point! Isn't the title of the hate book enough for people to understand its stupidity?

note:

@Phoenix12345 - she's written a really awesome book: What I Think (Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons (ROTBTD)) Go read it now! ^-^ We need more books like that. I love how she doesn't rant too hard, she keeps her cool and her opinions make a lot of sense, they're not overused like--well, the overused ones.