In the words of Hermione, HONESTLY!

Q: Will inflicting self-pain upon yourself bring Zayn freaking back?

A: No.

Q: Will inflicting self-pain upon others bring Zayn freaking back?

A: No.

Q: Are you the reason that Zayn left One Direction?

A: No.

Q: Is Zayn deceased?

A: No.

Q: Is Zayn sick or injured in any way that prevents him from performing or functioning properly?

A: No.

Come freaking on, guys. We all knew this was coming. All the boy bands break up eventually. One way or another, someone leaves, and it falls apart from there. To some degree.

HONESTLY.