GD was walking down the street with his newly bought Gucci shades ofc-

Dj: *sees GD* hey Guy!

GD: *notices Dj, freaks out for 0.1 seconds and tries to impress her with his shades* ahA what's up Dj :B

Dj:

GD:

GD: okay uh bye-*leeves*

Dj: wth

GD left quickly trying not to panick. He had a crush on Dj but no one knew....

Uhhh maybe one person.

Biggie: um Guy...maybe you should try not to impress her too much-

GD: B-BUT-

Biggie: maybe it needs some time....

GD: .-.

Biggie: welp I've gOtTa gO Mr. D's waiting for me ahA byeee *leeves*

GD: .—————-.

Like literally one hour of sitting there thinking of life later GD finally decided to do something with his life...

So he went to ofc brag about his s h a d e s.

Poppy: hmm....I wAnT a CuPcAkE-

GD: POPPY-

Poppy: AHHHXBAJSVDWHWE WHAT-......

GD:

Poppy:

GD;

Poppy;

GD:

Poppy; oh hey Guy!-

GD: HEY POPPY!!!!! Do you *puts on his shades* notice something different? *smirks*

Branch from behind the bushes secretly eating a Marshtato that he stole from Marshtato Mary with Gary (Omg why does that rhyme 😂): *sees GD smirking at Poppy*

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch: honey, ya got a b i g s t o r m c o m i n

Poppy; um....n o-

GD: *somehow makes his shades shine from the reflection of the s u n-*

Poppy:

GD:

Poppy:

GD:

B r a n c h: *tackles GD*

GD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Poppy: :OOOOOOO

Branch: *gets up and throws GD towards the lagoon* was he bothering you-

Poppy: B R A N C H-

Branch: whaaaaaat?! I was just trying to-

Poppy: okay whatever anyways I'm just gonna go do my qween duties now ahA bye *leeves*

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch; welp I tried-

GD: *somehow not frowns and gets out of the wator*

GD: YAYAAAA I SURVIVED-

Branch: *scares him somehow*

GD: AHHZHJSJSJWHEKW

Branch: GUY DIAMOND I FREAKING SWEAR IF YOU KEEP ON FLIRTING WITH POPPY I WILL

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GD: WHAT NO I LIKE DJ NOT POPPY-

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Branch:

GD: oh n O-

Branch: OMG YAS I KNEW IT

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Branch: I mean you two look like a good couple anyways so-

GD: PLS DON'T TELL ANYONE-

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch: k a y-

GD:

GD:

GD:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

No One:

GD: WAIT

Branch: WHAT

GD: did you just.....

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Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch: uh n-no-

GD: AHA! I KNEW I T.

Branch: no I-

GD: BRANCH LIKES POPPY AHAHAHJQHSKWHEKWVWJW

Branch: wait dON'T-

GD: OH POPPYYYYY BRANCH HAS A CRUSH ON YO-JDHWGSQJSHSJSHDKSJ

Branch: *throws GD into da l a g o o n*

GD: *almost dies*

Branch: *face gets red and yeets away to his bunkeR-*

Dj: omg are u okay-

GD: *is drowning*

Dj: GUY! ARE YOU DROWNING *gets really close to him to see if she can get an answeR*

GD: *is drowning*

Dj:

GD: *is drowning*

Dj:

GD: *is drowning*

Dj:

GD: *is drowning and sticks his hand out so Dj can help him*

Dj:

Dj:

Dj: *sees his hand*

Dj: oh no did he die

Smidge: DJ YOU FRICKING MORON *helps GD get out of da wator*

Dj: oh

GD: *LE BIG GASPATION* JDVWKDBWKWBWJ

Smidge: Guy you moron. Both of you are total morons. That's why I ship you 2 *yeets away*

GD and DJ: (・Д・) *dies*

GD:

Also GD:

Also GD: hey

Dj: ya-

GD: wOuLd yOu LiKe mE tO sHoW oFf mY gUcCi sHaDeS-

Dj:

Also Dj:

Also Dj: um

GD: *shows off his Gucci shades-*

Dj: ....

GD: *sees Branch and Poppy talking and laughing* *le big gASPATION* omG

Dj: wha-

GD: bROPPY

Branch and Poppy from the distance: ...

GD: SHIP

Branch and Poppy:

Also Branch and Poppy: uh-

GD:

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Poppy: did Guy just drink too much of Smidge's juice again-

GD:

Broppy for lIFE

SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Poppy and Branch: *leeves*

GD:

Also GD:

Also GD: *faints*

Dj: oh no did he die again-

GD: OH NO DID I JUST RUIN MY

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Dj:

GD: *sees that his Gucci shades are wet*

GD:

Also GD:

Also GD:

Also GD:

Dj: oh nO-