A/N:

yes~

CG: *has nothing to do with his lifE

Everyone else: *doing idk what*

CG: *decides to botheR BranCh caUsE-*

Branch: *in his bunker sLeEpIn*

CG: *bReAkS iN*

Branch: zzzZzZZZzzzzzzzzz *probably dreaming of Broppy happening like me-*

CG: brAnCh

Branch: zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ

CG: b r A n C h

Branch: z z z z z z z z z z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

CG:

Branch: zzzzzzz

CG: brANC H

Branch: ANWVDJWVSJWVWB *gets up* WHAT-*sees CG* omg pls nO-

CG: sO hOw hAs yOuR dAy bEeN-

Branch: it's horrible thanks to you.

CG: ah yes, just what I was expectin g

Branch: *makes the 'someone pls kill me' face*

CG: aNyWaYs wOuLd yOu LiKe tO hAnG oU t-

Branch: ha

n O

CG: I'll take that as a yEs, at what tIme?

Branch: oh I know, when you evaporate

CG: *evaporates*

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch:

Branch: finally, aLoNe tI-

CG: s IIIIIIIIIKE

Branch: fU-

CG: sO either you hang out with me oR I'll tell pOpPy

Branch: tell her what-

CG: um....that you LiKe hEr-

Branch: WAIT N O-.....I MEA N WHAT I DON'T LIKE HER AHSHSJWVQJWVWJSVEJHAHAHAHAHAGSHAHAHSUQHWWJVWWJWH *chokes*

CG:

Also CG: oh yeah yeah I totally believe you

AlsO CG: sO-

Branch: why are you so rUDE-

CG: I just want to hAnG oUt wItH yOu

Branch: yOu'Re fOrCiNg mE

CG: at what time

Branch: *inhales and tries not to get his knife* 3:00.

CG:

CG: no

Branch:

Also Branch: wh at

CG: I said, no

Branch: *inhales* wELL tHen aT wHatEvEr tImE yOu fLiPpItY fLaPpItIng fRiCkInG fLoPpItTiNg wAnT tO

CG:

Also CG: no

Branch: ಠ_ಠ

CG:

Branch: At 4:00-

CG: no-

Branch: thEN AT 3 IN THE FLIPPITY FLAPPITY FLOPPITING FRICK FRACK FRICKING FRACKITTING MORNING

CG:

Also CG:

AlsO CG: kay-

At 3 in the flippity flappity floppiting frick frack fricking frackitting morning:

Branch: *can't sleep because of pOpPy*

Also Branch: *in his mInD* SHIZZ WHY IS SHE SO PRETTY AND SMELLS LIKE HEAVEN-

CG: *knoccs on the dOr*

Branch: dangIT

CG: branchhhh it's 3 am get ouT-

Branch: thE B IN BRANCH IS CAPITAL-

CG: idc anyways let's go

Branch: *tries not to kill himself*

(A/N: idk what to write anymore I-)

CG and Branch: *go to the lagoon and see GD sleepwalking*

GD: *talking in his sleep* dJ WiLL yOu mArRy mE

Branch: uM

CG: oh I see him doing that all the time, anyways what do you want to do?

Branch:

Also Branch: idk-

GD: *talking and running in his sleep* I'M SORRY I CHEATED ON YOU FOR MY GUCCI SHADES *falls into the water*

Branch and CG:

Also Branch and CG:

Poppy out of the nowhere: hUh wHaT's gOiNg oN

Branch: Poppy? You're awake?

Poppy: yeah....but I heard screaming...is everything okay?

Branch: yeah Guy's just sleepwalking-*notices he's gone* ....where'd he go?

CG: he's in the water-

Branch: what?! tHeN wHy dIdN't yOu get hIM oUt?!

CG: cause

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Poppy:

GD who's practically drowning:

The Solar System:

Branch: *inhales* I'm going to go sAvE the freaking glitter tRoLL *disappears*

CG:

Poppy:

Also Poppy: well I'm going back to sLeEp *leaves*

CG:

Also CG:

aLsO cG:

Every Creature Around CG:

CG: anyways-

Branch: *saves GD ofc*

GD: *LE GASPATION*

Branch: are you oka-

GD: *jumps back in the water*

Branch:

Also Branch:

aLsO bRaNcH: I took my 92)383637262!/?/&2 seconds of my previous time to save him aNd hE jUsT gOeS bAcK iN tHe wAtEr

CG: calm down Branch, it's Guy Diamond. He's always like that-

Branch: WHY ON EARTH DID HE GO BACK IN THE W A T E R

CG: probably to-

GD: *comes out of the nowhere* I SAVED MY GUCCI SHADES

Branch:

CG:

GD: :D

Everyone else looking at them:

Branch: I thought you were in the water-

GD: oh idk anyways bAi *throws himself off a pod for no reason (he's okay tho-)*

Branch:

CG:

The universe:

Branch: okay that's it *slaps himself (I'M SO SORRY T^T)* OW! WAKE  U P

CG: c a l m  d o w n

Branch: h

OW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN

CG: this isn't a dream, dude-

Branch: B-BUT GUY JUST THREW HIMSELF OFF A POD THAT'S NOT NO R MA L

CG: he does that all the time at this hour-

Branch: *notices that it's 4:50 am* oh well that's great, anyways I'm going to go now so-

CG: oh yeah and btw I accidentally did something that you won't like but imma tell you anyways

Branch:

Also Branch:

aLsO bRaNcH: wh            AT DID YOU DO

CG: I showed your journal to Poppy-

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch:

CG:

Branch: well then there's only one thing to do *gets his cloud eraser (yes he has one of those-) that actually works*

CG:

Also CG:

aLsO cG: and i oOp *z           OOM*

Branch: GET BACK OVER HERE YOU LITTLE FU*************\>]>],{^]>]]*€]^]¥]€*]|>|!\£[¥]!|€]€{?{€]£@:/!&3,&/2!@2:!3'wnwnenw-

Keith:

Branch:

Keith:

Branch:

Keith:

Branch:

Keith:

Branch:

Keith: what's fu-