So this was inspired by SmidgeBeatGoesOn , I really hope she can come back to Wattpad one day!

(Story Name: Troll School)

It was a wonderful morning in Troll Village, most Trolls were asleep, and other Trolls were getting ready for school....

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GD: UUUUGH, NOT AGAIN *throws his alarm clock out the window*

GD: OH NO MY GUCCI ALARM CLOCK SKSHSJSVSH

GD gets up and runs downstairs, almost breaking his leg

GD: BDJSVSJS MY GUCCI ALARM CLOCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! IT WAS 84738363736373737363827363 TROLLION (the Troll-y Version of Trillion XDDD) BUCKS FJDHDHDHSH

Meanwhile with Branch bc we don't want to see GD in a tragic situation rn....

*alarm clock goes off*

Branch: *groans* shut up....*turns it off PROPERLY-*

Five minutes later......

*alarm clock goes off*

Branch: *groans...again-*  five more minutes-

Gary: *makes random noises*

Branch: GARY *gets up and goes to him at the speed of light*

Gary: ndbssbbss-

Branch: GARY WHAT DO YOU NEED MY PRECIOUS-

OHHH SHOOT I HAVE FIVE FREAKING MINUTES FOR SCHOOL DANGIT-

Back to GD.....

GD: *goes outside* MY GUCCI ALRM CLO-

rAnDoM TrOlL: oH lOoK iT's a gUcCi aLaRm cLoCk *picks it up and runs away*

GD:

*inhales-*

Back to Branch.....

Branch: *is already eating breakfast with Gary ofc*

Gary:

Branch: *eating cereal*

Gary: dsjsvsj-

Branch: GARY DO YOU NEED SOMETHING

Gary; .——————————————-.

Meanwhile with Smidge.....

Smidge: *is asleep*

*alarm clock goes off*

Smidge: NDBSJS SHUT UP YOU FREAKING-oh wait...eww we have s c h o o l-*randomly gets ready-*

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Smidge: FINALLY LET'S GO TO S C H O O L-

Meanwhile with Poppy......

Poppy:

Poppy:

Poppy:

*is already at school-*

Back to Branch....

Branch: *goes outside with everything ready* okay....time to wait for the bus.....

With GD.....

GD: MY GUCCI ALARM CLOCK-*notices the time* S H O O T *gets ready quickly since he doesn't need to wear clothes 😂*

*bus comes to his house*

GD: GUASHAH *gets on the bus*

Bus driver: good morning, Guy! Go and sit at your assigned seat!

GD: there are

a s s i g n e d  s e a t s ?

Bus driver: um....yes....now go, I have to pick up other Trolls at the right time or if not their parents will sue me-

GD:

Kay-

Meanwhile with Branch.....

Branch: *sees the bus and sighs* well Gary, I guess it's time for another cruel day at school-

Gary: :,|

*school bus stops at where he's at

Branch: *gets on the bus*

Bus driver: morning, Branch! Go sit in your assigned seat!

Branch: wth there are assigned seats now-

Bus driver: ahem.....d r a m a

Branch:

Bus driver: anyways, I need to pick up more Trolls at the right time before their parents sue me, go sit

Branch: ......*goes and sits in his assigned seat* why is my life so c r u e l-

Meanwhile with Smidge......

Smidge: *is already at the bus stop* .......

*bus stop comes*

Smidge: FINALLY I DIDN'T MISS THE BUS YAS-*gets on the bus*

Bus driver: oh wow, congrats for not missing the bus!

Smidge: ....THANKIES

Bus driver: you're welcome! Now go sit in your assigned seat

Smidge: OMG THERE ARE ASSIGNED SEATS NOW?!

Bus driver: ...yus

Smidge: *inhales-*

A few minutes later....

*bus stop stops at Milton's pod*

Milton: *sees GD*

GD: I LOVE MAH SELF OH YEAH BABY I HAVE EM GUCCI CLOTHES AND SHADES AND I USED TO HAVE A FREAKING GUCCI ALARM CLOCK BUT SOMEONE ROBBED IT FROM ME-

Branch: GD S H U T  U P

GD:

Branch: ò_ó

GD:

GUCCI-

Branch: GD I FREAKING SWEAR-

GD: .-.

Milton: ....ohhh dear....*gets on the bus*

Bus driver: Milton Moss! Good morning! Alright, go to your assigned seat!

(Fun fact: SMILTON-)

Milton: *sits in his assigned seat-so, next to Smidge-*

Smidge: *blushes* um....h-hi Milton...hehehehehe.....

Milton: Smidge? *blushes* oh, uh...hehe, hi....

Branch: *in his mind* awwww I SHIP-

GD: AWWW SMILTON FOR LIFEEEE *screams out the window*
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Branch: *sighs and facepalms*

Smidge: GD SH-SHUT UP!

GD: AWWW THEY'RE BLUSHINGGGG!

Smidge: Ò.Ó

Branch: why am I here-

*bus stops at Dj Suki's pod*

Dj: y a y y y *gets on the bus*

Bus driver: morning, Dj! Go sit in your assigned seat!

Dj:

Kay-

(Fun fact: DJ DIAMOND-)

Dj: *sits in her assigned seat-which is next to GD ofc-*

GD: hey Dj!

Dj: hey-*immediately falls asleep on GD's shoulder*

GD: .............hehe-

*bus FINALLY goes to school-*

Bus driver: we're here! Now
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*gets off and goes to school*

Meanwhile with Poppy....

Poppy: *humming*

Branch: *gets in the classroom where Poppy's in*

Poppy: hey Bran- *notices him*

Branch: *hs frizzy hair and dark circles around his eyes* don't ask-

Poppy: ..............kay then-

Branch: *sits next to Poppy*

Poppy: *smiles at him*

Branch: *smiles back*

*Smidge and Milton come in*

Smidge: no, I love you more hehehe

Milton: nooo, I love you more hehehehe

Smidge: noooo, I love you more hehehehehe

Branch: .-.

Smidge and Milton: .......oh you guys are here-

Branch: yeah I noticed-

Poppy: awww you two are so cute!

Smidge and Milton: *blushes* hehe

Branch: ahem, anyways....uhh I guess we're early?

Poppy: hmm....I think we are!

Smidge: ....so......what now-

GD: *kicks the door almost breaking his foot* OWWW-I MEAN LOOK WHO IT ISSS *mentally screeches*

Branch: ........oh wooow, the one who almost broke his leg, good job

GD: NO IT'S THE AMAZING GD WHO BOUGHT EVERYTHING FROM G U C C I-

Branch: OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE F R E A K I N G GUCCI OK-

Poppy: oh come on, Branch! If he likes something, he says it everyday so you should start getting used to it

Branch: *sighs* why do I even try-

rAnDoM tEaChEr: hELLO MY STUDENTS-oh....there are only 5 people-

Branch: .-.

Poppy: :D

Smidge: welp-

Milton:

GD: hAI-

Teacher: H A I ANYWAYS STUDENTS GO S I T  D O W N-

Everyone: *sits down*

Branch: *in his mind* what is my life nowadays-

*after the class and the teacher's shenanigans-*

Branch: well that was an odd teacher.....

Poppy: ....meh, I don't care

Smidge: SHE WENT STRAIGHT INTO TEACHING INSTEAD OF PLAYING GAMES WHO DOES THAT FHSBSHSBSJ

Milton: don't worry Smidge, maybe the next teacher we're going to see will play a few games before class-

Random teacher: *comes out of the nowhere* SIT DOWN YA MORONS-

Everyone: .-.

Teacher: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT YA DUKES-

Smidge: wth-

Teacher: YYYOU. SHUT UP.

Smidge: ;-;

Teacher: OKAY CLASS GET YOUR NOTEBOOKS OUT N O W

Random student: but they didn't tell us to-

Teacher: DETENTION NOW

Random student: ....b-but-

Teacher: THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING AN OFFICE REFERRAL

Random student: what did I do-

Teacher: YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE WHOLE Y E A R

Random student: ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')

Teacher: DON'T CRY IN MY C L A S S, SNSJVSJSBS

Branch: *randomly dozes off-*

Teacher: YYYYYYOU.

Branch: *blinks*

Teacher: NO. DOZING. OFF. IN. MY.
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Branch: ..........

Teacher: TELL US WHAT YOU WERE THINKING.

Branch: ......I-

Teacher: THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE YA MORON.

Branch: *in his mind* WHAT IS THIS DOUBLE CHINNED IDIOTIC SON OF A BUTTERNUT SQUASH DOING IN MY LIFE XNZBSHAHSHSG-

Teacher: AND STOP THINKING.

Branch: .-.

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Teacher: ANYWAYS......alright let's start with the lesson!

Everyone: ;-;

*after 2 hours of brutal ness*

Poppy: okay, I've gotta say that teacher was....AHEM-

Branch: *is traumatized*

Smidge: Branch? Braaaanch-BRANCH

Branch: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WA-I MEAN......

Y e s?

Smidge: ......are you okay?

Branch: oh me? Of course I am! I'm totally fine after a double chinned disgusting idiotically stupid tEACHER JUST YELLED AT ME FOR NO REASON OF COURSE I'M GOOD.

No.

Everyone: .-.

Branch: WHAT?!

Everyone: .—————.

Branch: ಠ_ಠ

Poppy: uhh....I guess we should prepare for the next class.....

Milton: yeah

Smidge: *prepares everything in 0000.000000.00000 seconds* D O N E

Everyone: 0.0

Smidge: WHAT?! I do things quickly.

GD: meh, I don't need to prepare.....I'll do it when the teacher tells me to.

Random teacher: *sobbing* g-good morning....

Everyone: :O

Random teacher: *stops sobbing* I SAID GOOD MORNING.

Everyone: *gets up immediately* good morning-

Teacher: okay, get your books out.....

Random student: but we don't have notebooks-

Teacher: I SAID BOOKS *sobs again*

GD: *whispering to Branch* wow, I can really tell that this teacher's zodiac sign is Cancer lol-

Teacher: I'M  A  C A P R I C O R N. *sobs even more*

GD and Branch: .————.

Smidge: *in her mind* what happened to her? :O

Teacher: okay, *sniffs* just-just get your books out okay...

Everyone except Smidge and Branch: *get their books out*

Smidge and Branch: *in their minds* welp since I forgot my book I'm ded-

Teacher: what about you two?

Smidge and Branch: ......u h h h

Teacher: YOU FORGOT YOUR BOOKS?! *sobs again*

Smidge and Branch: .———————————-.

* one hour later of seeing a teacher cry*

Milton: I wonder what could've happened to that teacher....

Smidge: yeah, she sobbed every 0000.1 seconds.....

Branch: idk but she was nuts.....CAN I PLEASE LEAVE THIS PLACE-

Poppy: Branch, caaaaalm down, maybe the next teacher after lunch will be better.

*At lunch*

GD: *vending machine stole his 50 bucks he had saved for over 5 years*

*i n h a l e s-*

Branch:*eats an ice cream and suddenly coughs*

Poppy: you okay?

Branch: ya-

GD: *sits down with no food angrily*

Everyone: 0.0

Poppy: what happened, Guy?

GD: SHAASYSGSHSHD

Everyone except Smidge: 0-0

Smidge: don't worry get used to it, it's another one of his dumb mental breakdowns-

Everyone: OHHH OKAY-

*after lunch-*

Smidge: wELp I hope this teacher is a nOrMaL one-

Random teacher: *looks at the classroom* .....you know what I'm not teaching these morons-OKAY EVEN IF IT'S ILLEGAL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I'M DONE

Everyone:

Everyone: Y A Y

*after 2 hours of nonsense-*

Branch: ......we could've gotten in trouble-

Poppy: BUUUUT we had free time!!!

Branch: the teacher said even if it was ILLEGAL

Smidge: at least he let us play games-

Milton: *looks at the time* will ya look at that, school's over!

Everyone: YAY

Random teacher: alright kids go to the school bus now-

Everyone: YAY-*gets on the school bus*

GD and DJ: *sit on their assigned seats, so...next to each other*

Smidge and Milton: *sit next to each other since it's also their assigned seats*

Branch: *sits in his assigned seat*

Poppy: *is talking to the bus driver* so...why do we now have assigned seats?

Bus driver: wellll...some kind of drama happened last year so now we're just assigning seats so that won't happen again this year

Poppy: ahh, okay! Where's my seat?

Bus driver: *points to where Branch is sitting* riiight there

Poppy: alright, thanks! *goes up to the seat where Branch is*

Branch: *looks out the window and sighs (he's not sad don't worry :3)*

Poppy: hey Branch!

Branch: *turns around and looks up* Poppy? Oh, hey...where's your seat?

Poppy: *sits down* right here

Branch: ohh okay *smiles*

Poppy: *smiles back*

*after literal 2 hours of dropping off random Trolls*

Smidge: *yawns* I'm...tired...*sleeps on Milton's shoulder*

Milton: *smiles and puts his head on hers and sleeps as well*

GD: *looks at them and mentally fanboys* BDJSDJSHSHSJSJ *opens the window*

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Everyone outside: *in their minds* is that Troll high on drugs-

GD: >:D

Branch: *whispering* GD YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THEM UP-

GD: oh relaxxx, they're too concentrated in sleeping than rather hearing me scream their ship name, *laughs*

Branch: *sighs*, whatever....

Poppy: *is eating random food*

Branch: .....Poppy don't eat on the-

Poppy: oh come on, Branch! Nothing will happen to me! *keeps on eating*

Branch: what if the bus stops, and then you start choking, and then I can't help you since I have every survival kit in my bunker and not here, and then you dIE, AND THEN I'LL DIE IF YOU DIE-

Poppy: wait what?

Branch: ............*in his mind* oh no dID I JUST SAY THAT

Poppy: awww, are you worried that I'll die? *scoots closer to him a little*

Branch: ...wha-....umm......

Poppy: *hugs him* you're so cute!

Branch: *blushes* .......uhh, thanks?

GD: *sees them* BDJSVSJSVSH *opens the window again but this time he puts on his gUcCi sHaDeS*

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Branch: what's Broppy?

Poppy: yeah?

GD: the ship name of BRANCH AND POPPY SO YOU GUYS MWAHAHAHAHHAAAA

Branch and Poppy: *faces go red* .....oh...

*school bus stops roughly*

GD: *ends up flying in the air* NNDHDHS

Branch: *holds on to Poppy* AHHHH

Smidge and Milton: *wake up* WHAT THE-

DJ: *wakes up*

Did GD leave?-

Poppy: what just happened?! .....oh yeah...you can let go of me, Branch

Branch: *face turns red again* oh, I Uhh...s-Sorry, heh......

Bus driver: welp.....YOU ALL ARE GONNA HAVE TO WALK HOME

Everyone:

*inhales-*