Yo Remy,

My name is Jessica Caff and I'm the manager of Starbucks HQ,
You have been recommended by 2000+ people for u to give you a lifetime supply of free Starbucks giftcards so that you will stop stealing theirs.

As of today Remy Sanders will receive free Starbucks for the rest of their life.

Now leave everyone alone
And enjoy your caffeine

Yours sincerely
Starbucks HQ