My friend:Ooooo are you left handed?! 

Me:no I'm writing with my wrong hand 

My friend:Oh wow so you're a lefty 

Me:yeah you know Isaac Newton,Gandhi,Barack Obama they all are left handed also they are so influential 

My friend:Exactly! And then there's you! 

Me:right I'm nothing 

My friend:You know my cousin's best friend is left handed too ooo do you know her? 

Me:.....

 Me a lefty:*exists* 

Scissors and Spiral notebooks:I am about to end this girl's whole career 

My friend:Wow how are you writing with your left hand? 

Me:*sighs* how are you writing with your right hand?

Teacher:kids if you have to differentiate between right and left it's pretty simple. The one you write with is your right the other one is left 

Me:Oof 

My friend:left handed people die ten years earlier than right handed. It's a fact google it. 

Me:*walks away* 

Me when I see a left handed person:*runs to them wraps arm around them* it's alright I'm here for you 

Person:What the hell? 

Me:We can die ten years earlier together 

Person:....